You know what makes me get violent? Not being able to buy GTA 4 in Dubai. Imagine the delicious irony.
So then, you're a bunch of clever, quick witted boys and girls, let's have a brain storm that doesn't involve me having to leave the country to get a copy.
I'm off to carjack someone, run over a hooker and throw back a few cocktails (they same games are violent? Try the SZR!)