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ok, i am not a smart guy when it comes to pick up lines or whatever conversation openers but the otherday i saw that girl that made my heart beat like a timbaland beat! and i was like i gotta hit on her! so i went to the supermarket after her! and i went to the get some milk -skimmed milk addict- which was the true reason why i went to the store and here i grab the milk, i look to her she is trying to find something and i didn't know what to say... i was like "you gotta drink milk!" .... she replied " no milk for me only juice" and she took it and she was scared i can swear she was scared, after that i was smacking my self with the milk bottle WHAT AN IDIOT.... DAMN! ... right? i was a complete moron or what? or maybe cause i am fat it comes naturally?

lol hahah man what a good joke . blooody how desperate can you get.

my worst was:
can i put my thing in ur thing..
but it worked

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