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It has been a while since I read a funny post here! We need a funny poster (or posts)...Too much seriousness...

HP where are you?

too much testosterone on here....

People in here phased out HP. After ofcourse the meet.

You and Ian do a good job keeping us entertained

Yeah, the genuinely funny ones. I find negative, jaded, and sarcastic posts not funny anymore.

My toilet post was supposed to be a stab at humour.

You can always refer to sage's copy-paste joke of the day thread

MC wrote:You can always refer to sage's copy-paste joke of the day thread

You can't please all of the people all of the time however simple statistics will tell you.

330 posts - 16,035 hits - 48+ hits per posting

If I can give a laugh to 48 people per day then a good job has been done.

sage & onion wrote:

MC wrote:You can always refer to sage's copy-paste joke of the day thread

You can't please all of the people all of the time however simple statistics will tell you.

330 posts - 16,035 hits - 48+ hits per posting

If I can give a laugh to 48 people per day then a good job has been done.

How on earth you qualified to do what you do I have no idea.

Ill vote for Ddog, I find his inuendos quite hilarious, a canuck is worth a try..what do you think guys?....

Voting for class clown?

dubaidog wrote:Voting for class clown?

No offense meant, but not in that way Ddog, its like someone who can crack up the place when the heat is on.....
Someone with an educated and well mannered humor.....like you (hope you dont find this as very patronizing way)

Concord wrote:It has been a while since I read a funny post here! We need a funny poster (or posts)...Too much seriousness...

HP where are you?

you want back the good old times when davedxb (i think it was his nickname) was calling corcovado, myself and generally all women cows?

it was nice having somebody to hate

raidah wrote:

Concord wrote:It has been a while since I read a funny post here! We need a funny poster (or posts)...Too much seriousness...

HP where are you?

you want back the good old times when davedxb (i think it was his nickname) was calling corcovado, myself and generally all women cows?

it was nice having somebody to hate

I lovely.

^ian^ wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

MC wrote:You can always refer to sage's copy-paste joke of the day thread

You can't please all of the people all of the time however simple statistics will tell you.

330 posts - 16,035 hits - 48+ hits per posting

If I can give a laugh to 48 people per day then a good job has been done.

How on earth you qualified to do what you do I have no idea.

You don't have to have any idea, suffice to say I do it well.

how can people without a sense of humour decide who is a funny poster though...

Who has the lack of sense of humour? The nannies? That is well known fact.

No offense taken Reviewer.

Hey Ian, Mrs. D.dog would like to get her hands on your balls sometime. I personally suck, be she knows her way around. She's never handled four fingers, mind you, but you are welcome to show her. Are you in a league or something? I'm a diver, myself. Love to dive.

Let me know.

well.... theres humour and personal insults/inuendo's disguised as humour. Some people just dont find the latter funny.

Net Nanny

arniegang wrote:well.... theres humour and personal insults/inuendo's disguised as humour. Some people just dont find the latter funny.

Net Nanny

Who's the Net Nanny then??

arniegang wrote:well.... theres humour and personal insults/inuendo's disguised as humour. Some people just dont find the latter funny.

Net Nanny

Arnie, I don't think I have ever insulted anyone. Innuendo, absolutely. But no one has voiced any outrage at my posts. If some don't find my humour funny, they can skip my posts. I think humour is a geographical/cultural thing. Being English, you should know that. BENNY HILL=NOT FUNNY to me, yet millions laugh and love it. In Canada we have a show called "Kids in the Hall" which I find funny as hell, yet unless you are a fan of America's "Saturday Night Live", you would not find it funny in the least.

Personally, I find Innuendo funny, and think maybe someone else might get a rise out of it, too. I don't swear on the forum, I am relatively P.C. and I don't pick specific fights. To each their own, right?

It would be good if you gents and ladies that are MODS/NANNIES actually contributed to the forum rather than police it. You may find my posts in bad taste, but as a frequent poster and reader of the forum, I feel that my posts are certainly within the realm of what the current users can handle.

If you lads and lassies aren't going to contribute, perhaps you should pass the reigns of good taste to others who are more in touch? I am certain that MODding is not a simple task, and clearly is thankless, but as the forum evolves, so should the executives.

This is not a pissy-pants post, no harm meant, so please don't fire it off to FC. You were constructively critical of me (more than once) and I am doing the same. No ill will.

dubaidog wrote:l
Personally, I find Innuendo funny, and think maybe someone else might get a rise out of it, too. I don't swear on the forum, I am relatively P.C. and I don't pick specific fights. To each their own, right?

I agree with you and for one I find your inuendos hilarious as oppose to being vindictive. Surely one cannot please everyone especially here in this forum, Let's live and let live....

Is anyone getting strange messages everytime they post?


Could not insert new word matches

DEBUG MODE

SQL Error : 1194 Table 'phpbb_search_wordmatch' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

INSERT INTO phpbb_search_wordmatch (post_id, word_id, title_match) SELECT 230374, word_id, 0 FROM phpbb_search_wordlist WHERE word_text IN ('anyone', 'getting', 'strange', 'message', 'evertime', 'post')

Line : 251
File : functions_search.php

yeah, I got this error after typing 4 long paragraphs in the politics and religion forum. thought it was automatic censorship.

Me too....I had it as soon as i click submit button..then when I close and open another tab for the same thread i found my reply posted.

Strange whats this all about....hack?

Yes. I tried posting a seperate thread with an image, but couldnt succeed in doing so.
Well, the error message clearly says that the forum is in DEBUG mode. and the table ''phpbb_search_wordmatch' is marked crashed. However, its a poorly structured error handling method, coz it exposes the function names and to say its really poor it even exposes the SQL Table name and query. Whatever happened to Exception handlers and Good Commonsense Programming.

Yesterday evening this site wasnt working at all for me...

One more thing the main page for me doesn't seem to updat itself with the latest post/thread, I had to open a sub-forum to check the newer post...... something fishy going one....

SOS

CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL US WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE FORUM, THERE'S AN ANOYING ERROR MESSAGE THAT KEEPS COMING UP AFTER SUBMITTING A REPLY.....

SOMEONE WHO'S SOBER ENOUGH AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY.....

reviewer wrote:SOS

CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL US WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE FORUM, THERE'S AN ANOYING ERROR MESSAGE THAT KEEPS COMING UP AFTER SUBMITTING A REPLY.....

SOMEONE WHO'S SOBER ENOUGH AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY.....

You were a noob when I last was a regular on this forum. Three months later, and you are on your way to having more posts than me. Quit, man.

gtmash wrote:

reviewer wrote:SOS

CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL US WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE FORUM, THERE'S AN ANOYING ERROR MESSAGE THAT KEEPS COMING UP AFTER SUBMITTING A REPLY.....

SOMEONE WHO'S SOBER ENOUGH AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY.....

You were a noob when I last was a regular on this forum. Three months later, and you are on your way to having more posts than me. Quit, man.

Hey mate, so you;re sober enough to post even with this wacky error thats keep on popping.

After all this time, still believe with this no of post thing..come on your an old timer for this thing..besides who cares about the number of posts.....(i know someone will blurt out about this)...

All i care about now ..is what the hell is going on in here.....are we in a black hole.....?