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I need to learn how to cook

Dubaidude007 wrote:I need to learn how to cook

look, cooking is easy, just thaw out the meat... cook it until grey and then add baked beans.

For a truly good meal, stir in some grated cheese with your baked beans + meat invention.

^ian^ wrote:

Dubaidude007 wrote:I need to learn how to cook

look, cooking is easy, just thaw out the meat... cook it until grey and then add baked beans.

For a truly good meal, stir in some grated cheese with your baked beans + meat invention.

RIGHT. From now on, YOU do the cooking

Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

RIGHT. Second thought.

Stick to your cooking plan and I will sure look like Scarlet's avatar (double chin version) in 2 weeks.

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

Where's the vegetables - surely frozen peas could be added?

BabyDoll wrote:So, the mod has replaced s*^t with tasty

Once bitten twice shy.. what a freaking shame is it to ban freaking shit n sex.. they go hand in hand shit freaking and sex

scarlet wrote:Where's the vegetables - surely frozen peas could be added?

Hrmm not a bad idea. One of those packs of frozen peas, corns and carrots.

So

Mince + frozen peas, corns n' carrots + baked beans + cheese.

It's almost turning into an edible dish...

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

Baked Beans are pretty good, but you have to good ones.

They also have a cousin, baked tins of spaghetti.

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

I did the mistake of eating one of them ready to eat baked beans in tomato sauce .. i vomited

I pity the one who has to share your meal when you cook.

St.Lucifer wrote:

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

I did the mistake of eating one of them ready to eat baked beans in tomato sauce .. i vomited

WTF are you talking about? They're the best... but you need a good variety.

Watees or Heinz, perhaps the big green dude (forgot his name)... but not like... Carrefour Special.

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

I did the mistake of eating one of them ready to eat baked beans in tomato sauce .. i vomited

WTF are you talking about? They're the best... but you need a good variety.

Watees or Heinz, perhaps the big green dude (forgot his name)... but not like... Carrefour Special.

Seriously you could not pay me or get me drunk enough to eat that stuff...

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Beef + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Chicken + Baked Beans & Cheese
Lamb + Baked Beans & Cheese
Mutton Mince + Baked Beans & Cheese
Duck + Baked Beans & Cheese (for exotic nights)

Yummity Yum.

Baked beans have got to be the nasties looking food. The last time I ate baked beans was: NEVER!

I did the mistake of eating one of them ready to eat baked beans in tomato sauce .. i vomited

WTF are you talking about? They're the best... but you need a good variety.

Watees or Heinz, perhaps the big green dude (forgot his name)... but not like... Carrefour Special.

Seriously you could not pay me or get me drunk enough to eat that stuff...

Is that a challenge?

^^ I start with 10 AED and a bottle of premium whiskey and sponsor a non carrefour special tin of baked bean in tomato sause

Maybe we could raise money to get Concord to eat something gross for charity.

Something really gross... like Fish Soup.

^ian^ wrote:Maybe we could raise money to get Concord to eat something gross for charity.

Something really gross... like Fish Soup.

Good idea but I've actually have had Fish Soup. It was dry cod fish soup. It was tasty. The dry-salty cod was first fried in an egg batter and then placed in a soup which had vegetables and some spicy/tomatoie broth...can't remember where it was that I had it...I do remember it was durin Easter Week somewhere...I'll check (brain harddrive on low charge at the moment)

I would advise strongly that you never let anyone cook Fish Soup in your kitchen.

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Maybe we could raise money to get Concord to eat something gross for charity.

Something really gross... like Fish Soup.

Good idea but I've actually have had Fish Soup. It was dry cod fish soup. It was tasty. The dry-salty cod was first fried in an egg batter and then placed in a soup which had vegetables and some spicy/tomatoie broth...can't remember where it was that I had it...I do remember it was durin Easter Week somewhere...I'll check (brain harddrive on low charge at the moment)

Can you pass me the recipe once you find it. I WANT to cook it.

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Maybe we could raise money to get Concord to eat something gross for charity.

Something really gross... like Fish Soup.

Good idea but I've actually have had Fish Soup. It was dry cod fish soup. It was tasty. The dry-salty cod was first fried in an egg batter and then placed in a soup which had vegetables and some spicy/tomatoie broth...can't remember where it was that I had it...I do remember it was durin Easter Week somewhere...I'll check (brain harddrive on low charge at the moment)

Did you try that fish soup or seafood soup in Bangkok.....?

^ian^ wrote:I would advise strongly that you never let anyone cook Fish Soup in your kitchen.

Another "funny" story...

One summer day (August) back home (100 degress F or 38+ C) my friends went out fishing ovenight for "Blue Fish"- crap fish but... I could not joined them for some reason but said I would come next day and we could eat some of it before going to a ball game. Well I got to my Friend's appartment and as soon as I got to the foyer of a 6 storey building I could sense this awful smell. I walked up to the fourth floor apt that my friend and his college roomate friend shared.... The smell was intolerable... I said to his friend, whom I had only met once before...Hey Dave, I know Brian is a slob but it really stinks in here (I could see that the trash can had fish left overs from at least 24 hours earlier)...Dave said: "luckly I have no sense of smell..." First time I knew or known anyone who had no sense of smell (which I found out many people suffer from similar to color blindness). I swear the smell was there for weeks...

Funny.

I once went to a 'friends' house with a mate of mine because he was interested in this guys 'hot' sister... and I was like... moral support.

When we go to the place the front door had a gouge in it which looked like an axe had been put through it... we were let in to a place where it looked and smelt like someone had died in there.

It was covered with lots and lots of plates with half eaten food on it, some of must have been there for weeks... and there was just rubbish everywhere.

I asked "do you think you should clean up...."

and he said "why?"

Needless to say, I told my friend that no matter how 'hot' the sister was, personal hygiene of this kind runs in the family... and that she should be avoided at all costs.

It's a horrible story, and there's no punch line... your story just brought back memories.

^ian^ wrote:Funny.

I once went to a 'friends' house with a mate of mine because he was interested in this guys 'hot' sister... and I was like... moral support.

When we go to the place the front door had a gouge in it which looked like an axe had been put through it... we were let in to a place where it looked and smelt like someone had died in there.

It was covered with lots and lots of plates with half eaten food on it, some of must have been there for weeks... and there was just rubbish everywhere.

I asked "do you think you should clean up...."

and he said "why?"

Needless to say, I told my friend that no matter how 'hot' the sister was, personal hygiene of this kind runs in the family... and that she should be avoided at all costs.

It's a horrible story, and there's no punch line... your story just brought back memories.

Well at least it was plates not underwear!

I once dated a girl who had this huge-ass aquarium in her living room. This one had about 20 or so fish in it and she used to never bother to scoop out the dead ones and just kept adding to the tank and wondering why the others would also die so fast

Dubaidude007 wrote:I once dated a girl who had this huge-a#s

Me too

^ian^ wrote:

Dubaidude007 wrote:I once dated a girl who had this huge-a#s

Me too

Also known as thunder fruit, awsome on toast.

Heinz Baked Beans are full of fibre and contain essential minerals and vitamins. We’ve also reduced the salt content by 30 per cent (without changing the unbeatable taste of your favourite beans) to meet the Food Standards Agency’s target.

Courtesy of;

http://www.heinz.co.uk/products/heinz_baked_beanz.aspx

sage & onion wrote:

Also known as thunder fruit, awsome on toast.

Heinz Baked Beans are full of fibre and contain essential minerals and vitamins. We’ve also reduced the salt content by 30 per cent (without changing the unbeatable taste of your favourite beans) to meet the Food Standards Agency’s target.

Courtesy of;

http://www.heinz.co.uk/products/heinz_baked_beanz.aspx

Baked Beans on Toast?!? Prople actually eat that?

Dubaidude007 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Also known as thunder fruit, awsome on toast.

Heinz Baked Beans are full of fibre and contain essential minerals and vitamins. We’ve also reduced the salt content by 30 per cent (without changing the unbeatable taste of your favourite beans) to meet the Food Standards Agency’s target.

Courtesy of;

http://www.heinz.co.uk/products/heinz_baked_beanz.aspx

Baked Beans on Toast?!? Prople actually eat that?

but of course and yum yum too