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Holiday Eating Dec 16, 2007
For those of you who are going to watch what you eat this holiday
season, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.

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Eat and drink what you like ,just dont be americans - is what it tells me.
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I bought a juicer last night... and I mean a serious turbo charged juice machine, not one of those tin pot little whirrer things. This thing will juice bone.

The idea is I am going to start drinking more fruit juice, and real fruit juice.

I don't know if it will make me happy, but there's something to be said for turning solids into juice at extremely high RPM - somewhat satisfying.

Cost 500 Dirhams though.
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Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. 2birds for single shot ..Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.
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St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.


I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.
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^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.


I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.


When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.
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St.Lucifer wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.


I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.


When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.


Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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St.Lucifer wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.


I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.


When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.


Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


I tend to name things, it helps me form a spiritual attachment with an otherwise material object.
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Dubai Knight wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.


I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.


When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.


Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


I tend to name things, it helps me form a spiritual attachment with an otherwise material object.


I was saying petty much the same thing to Delores, my sofa, the other day!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Screw it, it's the holiday season, stuff your face and worry about it in the new year - hehe.
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Chocoholic wrote:Screw it, it's the holiday season, stuff your face and worry about it in the new year - hehe.


That's why someone came up with the "New Year's resolution" thingy... which lasts for about 1-1/2 weeks...
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New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dubai Knight wrote:New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:shock: :twisted: :lol: :? :P :lol: haaaaaaaha haha.. ouch! thats a bit too much for our super health, diet conscious, strong queen of DF .
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St.Lucifer wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


:shock: :twisted: :lol: :? :P :lol: haaaaaaaha haha.. ouch! thats a bit too much for our super health, diet conscious, strong queen of DF .


Nah...she's a kitten. Look at her avatar!

8) 8) 8)

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