What is it with people in this country and toilets? Every time I go in to take a crap in a public toilet - usually at work - the floor and toilet seat are soaked with (what I hope is) water. This results in me having to spend 5 minutes and half a roll of TP to wipe up the mess left by the neanderthal before me who didn't have the common courtesy to clean up his filth.
As if that wasn't enough, more often than not when I open the door I'm hit with a shotgun blast of stench to the face. I'm not talking about the regular BO you'd expect in a toilet, the person responsible for this stink fest must have eaten a dead rodent stuffed with curry, threw it up, then gobbled it up again before polluting the lavatory this olfactory holocaust.