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LG jumps forward with his......

sage & onion wrote:LG jumps forward with his......

..... eyes closed! Lands in a heap, hurt and crying!

"Help me someone I'm hurt"!

We all gaze at each other..... no one knows what to do, if anything!

St Lucif turns on some tunes and we all dance..... 'with the devil, in the pale moon light'!

The peeps in the 4 x 4, don't know how to react, so they..................

took out their machine guns pointing at those outside the 4x4. "We are from the Taliban, any Koreans here?"

EG looks at Sage and replies:,

"no Koreans here, we are with the Woolich"

hearing the Witch sound.. the gun men think EG is a witch with super powers and they...

All jump into the air and start singing......

sage & onion wrote:All jump into the air and start singing......

"We are family..... I've got all my sisters with me!"

They bundle EG into one of the cars and start their engines!

EG screams " someone help me..............




is anyone going to come to the EG's rescue.............

Suddenly, cap-a-flowing out jumps Super Arniegang and....

shouts.......

"do not fear, AG's here"

Sage is confused. it's AG or is it EG or no maybe its LGGGGGGGG......

seeing Sage is confused, AG turns to him and screams

"dont worry Sage, AG will get EG"

arniegang wrote:seeing Sage is confused, AG turns to him and screams

"dont worry Sage, AG will get EG"

Ohhhh, will you now!!

When you AG him in his tight jeans you will.......

sage & onion wrote:When you AG him in his tight jeans you will.......

a) Fall about laughing
b) Have the time of my life
c) Lose my heart forever
d) Enjoy the moment, but never return!
e) Wish I had never come to the party!

or F???

definately F

arniegang wrote:definately F

I think I may need saving again!!

meaning? Fight For Female Freedom

AG looks over to the 4x4 and the back door is wide open, EG is sat sideways in the back with her feet on the sand. "nice legs, nice stilletos she needs help, she cant run in those"..................

AG whips out his converted snowboard, grabs EG and.....

sage & onion wrote:AG whips out his converted snowboard, grabs EG and.....

Ohhhhh..... do I hear the sunset beckoning!!!

Everyone stops and whips out their glasses, for.....

dont you get women in real life you scumbags, or trying to achieve the unachieved in here

THE COVENANT wrote:dont you get women in real life you scumbags, or trying to achieve the unachieved in here

Who asked you for comments?, play or stay out

sage & onion wrote:Everyone stops and whips out their glasses, for.....

For an X-Ray vission, so that they can body scan......

and make sure that the person is.......

looking HOT from inside and that the females dont have any implants and they are original because.....

of my battery powered heart monitor which....

wouldnt like silicone to be spilled on it, sage puts on the glasses and....

sees Arniegang rushing through the door with his.......

lead underwear on to avoid sages stares through the xray glasses and...