so now that Salik is implemented Dubai has included in the strategic plan of 2015 some new toll cards coming up ..
KHASHI3 - For speedy entry to the mosque
KHADI3 - For entering your house
BALI3 - For priority seating in restaurants
DAFI3 - For priority entry to banks
SAYI3 - For entry to nightclubs and Bars
All cards shall be affixed to your forehead and automatic charging will happen when you enter the respective establishment.
Have a nice day and a year full of exciting tolls !
PS i roughtly translated this from an arabic email i got .. hilarious stuff !