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Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

6. Too Hot

Advice taken in consideration, action has already been taken, time to say sayonara is very close:)

good luck guys

Jeevan wrote:Advice taken in consideration, action has already been taken, time to say sayonara is very close:)

You are going to Japan Cool.

Concord wrote:

Jeevan wrote:Advice taken in consideration, action has already been taken, time to say sayonara is very close:)

You are going to Japan Cool.

No no not japan:) thats was just a goodbye.

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

where are u planning to move

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

Why not just stay and take it up the...? Some are happy to take it up the ... and keep telling everyone else to leave.

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

where are u planning to move

gtmash wrote:

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

Why not just stay and take it up the...? Some are happy to take it up the ... and keep telling everyone else to leave.

If you read both post you get the answer!

gtmash wrote:Why not just stay and take it up the...? Some are happy to take it up the ... and keep telling everyone else to leave.

Concorde.... do you think he is propositioning you??? or maybe just flirting!!! Need to tell you you aren't allowed to do that on DF..... isn't that right Ian?!

gtmash wrote:Why not just stay and take it up the...? Some are happy to take it up the ... and keep telling everyone else to leave.

Concorde.... do you think he is propositioning you??? or maybe just flirting!!! Need to tell you you aren't allowed to do that on DF..... isn't that right Ian?!

Oh whoops.... double entry!

Dr D has been arrested , read CNN.


UK bomb suspect held in Australia
A doctor taken into custody while trying to fly out of Australia has become the eighth person detained as British investigators focus on several foreign-born doctors believed to have played a role in the failed terror attacks in London and Glasgow over the weekend. full story
www.cnn.com

HP wrote:Dr D has been arrested , read CNN.


UK bomb suspect held in Australia
A doctor taken into custody while trying to fly out of Australia has become the eighth person detained as British investigators focus on several foreign-born doctors believed to have played a role in the failed terror attacks in London and Glasgow over the weekend. full story
www.cnn.com

Har Har. Quality !!

Calm down people!

As some of you are aware, my identity is secret as I do undertake operations on an international level from time to time.

I am merely helping the police with their investigations, but so as not to arouse suspicion due to the Ukanistan authorities bungling our operation, this process is a subterfuge to not blow my cover.

The good news for those interested in World Peace (and ever since watching Miss Universe, I know I am), I am close to tracking down a major member of an international terrorist ring that makes Al Quaida look like a bunch of angry garden gnomes.

I won't divulge too much more, but I do know the ringlover is related to some kind of sauce or computer brand.

At this stage, I am trying to work out if it's Mac Sauce or HP Sauce... but key watching the websites and you will know more.

FYI, I have also phone in an anonymous tip to the CIA/NCIS/FBI/WTF that Sage is in fact a member of Al Quaida. His love of Osama Bin Laden has been used as easily enough evidence for this.

Many thanks to Concord for helping me out with this investigation.

I am off soon as well, so it will be goodbye dubai from myself soon as well.

6. Overpriced Restricted Internet Access.

English Girlie wrote:Oh whoops.... double entry!

Once you come here, you will see that taking it up the ... and double entries are not uncommon here.

In terms of hidden taxes of course.

Yup, I'm in the departure lounge too. Too many nails in the coffin. Best of luck to all you movers. If it feels this good, it's got to be the right decision.

gtmash wrote:

English Girlie wrote:Oh whoops.... double entry!

Once you come here, you will see that taking it up the ... and double entries are not uncommon here.

exploring the hershey highway

Dr.D wrote:Calm down people!

As some of you are aware, my identity is secret as I do undertake operations on an international level from time to time.

I am merely helping the police with their investigations, but so as not to arouse suspicion due to the Ukanistan authorities bungling our operation, this process is a subterfuge to not blow my cover.

The good news for those interested in World Peace (and ever since watching Miss Universe, I know I am), I am close to tracking down a major member of an international terrorist ring that makes Al Quaida look like a bunch of angry garden gnomes.

I won't divulge too much more, but I do know the ringlover is related to some kind of sauce or computer brand.

At this stage, I am trying to work out if it's Mac Sauce or HP Sauce... but key watching the websites and you will know more.

FYI, I have also phone in an anonymous tip to the CIA/NCIS/FBI/WTF that Sage is in fact a member of Al Quaida. His love of Osama Bin Laden has been used as easily enough evidence for this.

Many thanks to Concord for helping me out with this investigation.

Glad to be able to help but it cann't be true with respect to Sage as any organization with the letter "I" and "Q" in their name ( unless accompanied by a number under 20) won't have him (if they want success). Something must have gotten lost in the last encrypted message (but it was probably transmitted via Itisalot anyway).

I've checed but neither MAC or HP have any limp or disernable disability so it is probably not them. I did confirm that MAC and HP are different characters.

Studies suggest one should focus on fakers with high "morality"...

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

Indian: Too many.

just joking

axiale05 wrote:

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

Indian: Too many.

just joking

You mean Indian: not enough

gtmash wrote:

axiale05 wrote:

Concord wrote:Perhaps 5 reasons to start thinking about leaving Dubai;

1. Rent: Too High.
2. Traffic: Too Much.
3. Brits: Too Many.
4. Tolls: Too Stupid.
5. Terrorism: Too Close (Yemen Yesterday).

Indian: Too many.

just joking

You mean Indian: not enough

need more pakistani i read in paper = indian drinking too much and driving.

Dr.D wrote: I won't divulge too much more, but I do know the ringlover is related to some kind of sauce or computer brand.

At this stage, I am trying to work out if it's Mac Sauce or HP Sauce... but key watching the websites and you will know more.

MAC have noting to do wid it. MAC go skole and learn enlish good so he can get visa to america and when they take picture and fingerprint he say "mac love america" maybe find america wife.

dr d make bad rumors.

8 awesome blocking policy by etisalat

How about some reasons for staying? AnyoneZ

I would happily swap with you for santa cruz - lovely part of the world.

Don't go.... who am I going to play when I finally get to you?

you can play with me

175bpm wrote:you can play with me

Play with yourself.