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getting samrt.. i was born smart.. ha ha .. jk.. now u think i am pompous dont u..!!!!

actuallty i have heard this one before.. the new passord if Different and the old one is out of date!

u really born smart... ..

try this:


How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?

once ... coz then it will become 48..??!!

yea right....

this one:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Hes blind.. not mute... he can ask for it!

u r correct, he can tell what he wants coz he is not mute ...only blind..


this one:

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

the man can go through thte first door at night...??!!

BTW.. u have become an angel.. nice!!

uhmm.... i can't think much harder one....well, try this one:

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?


BTW, yea , need to be an angel now ....

have heard this one before.. its a teapot....

What kind of nut has no shell?

Donut

What demands an answer, but asks no question?

A telephone ring??

well, tell me what is this one..

of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.

A Kiss

yea, it is a kiss...

gracy wrote:yea, it is a kiss...

and your next one is?

I go around in circles,
But always straight ahead
Never complain,
No matter where I am led.

a wheelbarrow ..?

yea...a wheel or a wheel borrow....


What, when you used or need it you throw it away,
but when you don't need it you take it or pull it back.

whats the answer, Gracy?

it is an anchor ...

can u give me ur best Riddle?

i think i am better at solving than asking... anyway... heres a good one...

what becomes a plural if u add the letter 'a' to it?

what is the answer eros?

the answer is 'yes', by adding an 'a' .... it becomes 'ayes'.... which means lots of yes (commonly used in parliament voting.. i.e. no. of 'Ayes' and 'Nays')

ok, that adds in my vocabulary ....

try this:

If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Hhitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where's the White house?

gracy wrote:ok, that adds in my vocabulary ....

try this:

If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Hhitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where's the White house?

In Washington

Eros, Gracy.... you seem to be on the same wavelength!

heres an easy one... can u think of a word that has double the number of letters in its plural?

ur right sage....


eros, tell us ur answer...