Here in Dubai Forums we will state OUR OWN facts about Mr. Norris.
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1.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
2.Chuck Norris can speak braille.
3.Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
4.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
5.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
6.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
7.Some kids write their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can write his name into concrete.
8.Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fcuk he wants.
9.Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
10.Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
11.Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
12.Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
13.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
14.Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get goose bumps when they touch his body.
15.Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
