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Jun 11, 2007
Because kidneys need small talk.


Why do we live on just one planet?

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Jun 12, 2007
Because Emirates would charge us too much to fly to others.





Why do trousers have a zip?
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Jun 12, 2007
Because many buttons would need to much time, when you have to go to the restroom........very very fast.



Why is breakfast so important?
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Jun 12, 2007
Because without it we would die (Break Fast :wink: )




Why do ladders have rungs?
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Jun 12, 2007
Because without it would be pointless.


Why is the polar bear white?
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Jun 12, 2007
Because Green Polar Bears would look out of place



Why does a day have 24 hours?
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Jun 12, 2007
Because 24 devided by 3 is 8.

8 hours work, 8 hours fun, 8 hours sleep. (should be, but not true)

Truth: 16 hours work or more.....happy when 8 hours sleep.


Why do you we have 7 days per week?
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Jun 13, 2007
Because if we had five we would not have a weekend





Why do we need fire?
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Jun 13, 2007
Because without we wouldn`t have candle light dinner.


Why don`t we live under the sea?
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Jun 13, 2007
Because their would be no space for the fish




Why does the Moon go full?
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Jun 13, 2007
Because the moon can........he is a show off.


Why do we ride on horses?
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Jun 14, 2007
Because it would be difficult for them to ride on us





Why do we like leather?
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Jun 14, 2007
Because that reminds us of stone age.......the good old time.....


Why do we celebrate birthdays?
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Jun 15, 2007
So that we can all practice our blowing





Why do we chew Gum?
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Jun 15, 2007
Because we like to look like a cow.


Why do we like songs?
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Jun 15, 2007
So that we don't have to listen to nagging





Why stand upright?
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Jun 15, 2007
Because then we can pretend to have a backbone.


Why do we eat fast food?
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Jun 15, 2007
Gives us more time to walk slowly




which came first, chicken or the egg
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Jun 16, 2007
Of course the egg......the easterbunny brought it. :wink:


Why is the rain wet?
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Jun 16, 2007
Because if it were dry the unbrella would never have been invented




Why is snow white?
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Jun 16, 2007
Because, when the snow would be red, Snow white would have the wrong name.


Why is the suitcase sooo heavy??
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Jun 16, 2007
Because I didn't pack it





Why do suitcases have zips?
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Jun 19, 2007
Because buttons are ugly.

Why is it raining in Europe?
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Jun 19, 2007
coz angels peeing alot in that place...


why there are gays?
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Jun 19, 2007
Because they would find it difficult if called miserables.





Why do ladies wear make up?
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Jun 20, 2007
to color their dark sides....



why does the sun hot?
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Jun 20, 2007
Because she is hot.....


Why is sand sandy?
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Jun 20, 2007
Because if it was slippery we would all fall over





Why is the Moon different every evening?
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Jun 20, 2007
Because the moon likes new outfits.


Why do we have clouds?
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Jun 20, 2007
So that we can dream of rainy days





Why does rain fall downwards?
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