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Tropic23 · Jun 11, 2007

Because kidneys need small talk.

Why do we live on just one planet?

sage & onion · Jun 12, 2007

Because Emirates would charge us too much to fly to others.

Why do trousers have a zip?

Tropic23 · Jun 12, 2007

Because many buttons would need to much time, when you have to go to the restroom........very very fast.

Why is breakfast so important?

sage & onion · Jun 12, 2007

Because without it we would die (Break Fast :wink:

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Why do ladders have rungs?

Tropic23 · Jun 12, 2007

Because without it would be pointless.

Why is the polar bear white?

sage & onion · Jun 12, 2007

Because Green Polar Bears would look out of place

Why does a day have 24 hours?

Tropic23 · Jun 12, 2007

Because 24 devided by 3 is 8.

8 hours work, 8 hours fun, 8 hours sleep. (should be, but not true)

Truth: 16 hours work or more.....happy when 8 hours sleep.

Why do you we have 7 days per week?

sage & onion · Jun 13, 2007

Because if we had five we would not have a weekend

Why do we need fire?

Tropic23 · Jun 13, 2007

Because without we wouldn`t have candle light dinner.

Why don`t we live under the sea?

sage & onion · Jun 13, 2007

Because their would be no space for the fish

Why does the Moon go full?

Tropic23 · Jun 13, 2007

Because the moon can........he is a show off.

Why do we ride on horses?

sage & onion · Jun 14, 2007

Because it would be difficult for them to ride on us

Why do we like leather?

Tropic23 · Jun 14, 2007

Because that reminds us of stone age.......the good old time.....

Why do we celebrate birthdays?

sage & onion · Jun 15, 2007

So that we can all practice our blowing

Why do we chew Gum?

Tropic23 · Jun 15, 2007

Because we like to look like a cow.

Why do we like songs?

sage & onion · Jun 15, 2007

So that we don't have to listen to nagging

Why stand upright?

Tropic23 · Jun 15, 2007

Because then we can pretend to have a backbone.

Why do we eat fast food?

sage & onion · Jun 15, 2007

Gives us more time to walk slowly

which came first, chicken or the egg

Tropic23 · Jun 16, 2007

Of course the egg......the easterbunny brought it. :wink:

Why is the rain wet?

sage & onion · Jun 16, 2007

Because if it were dry the unbrella would never have been invented

Why is snow white?

Tropic23 · Jun 16, 2007

Because, when the snow would be red, Snow white would have the wrong name.

Why is the suitcase sooo heavy??

sage & onion · Jun 16, 2007

Because I didn't pack it

Why do suitcases have zips?

Tropic23 · Jun 19, 2007

Because buttons are ugly.

Why is it raining in Europe?

gracy · Jun 19, 2007

coz angels peeing alot in that place...

why there are gays?

sage & onion · Jun 19, 2007

Because they would find it difficult if called miserables.

Why do ladies wear make up?

gracy · Jun 20, 2007

to color their dark sides....

why does the sun hot?

Tropic23 · Jun 20, 2007

Because she is hot.....

Why is sand sandy?

sage & onion · Jun 20, 2007

Because if it was slippery we would all fall over

Why is the Moon different every evening?

Tropic23 · Jun 20, 2007

Because the moon likes new outfits.

Why do we have clouds?

sage & onion · Jun 20, 2007

So that we can dream of rainy days

Why does rain fall downwards?

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