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sage & onion · Jun 03, 2007

Because somebody ate it ("Mars Bar")

Why do we eat Breakfast in the morning?

Tropic23 · Jun 03, 2007

Because lunch and supper are later.

Why do we use cells?

sage & onion · Jun 03, 2007

Cheaper than building more hotels.

Why do we swim?

gracy · Jun 04, 2007

bcoz we do not have wings to fly....

why woman sits down when she pee?

sage & onion · Jun 04, 2007

Because she doen't have cups to catch the drips

Why do police wear uniforms?

gracy · Jun 04, 2007

so that we will know they are not prisoner...

why there is sunset?

Tropic23 · Jun 04, 2007

Because we have sunrise before.

Why do spiders have 8 legs?

sage & onion · Jun 04, 2007

Because with 6 they would not scare thr girls

Why does a snake slither and slide?

Tropic23 · Jun 04, 2007

Because snakes have no legs.

Why do just women born babys?

sage & onion · Jun 04, 2007

Because Men would strangle the poor thing on the way out

Why do horses need saddles?

Tropic23 · Jun 04, 2007

They don`t......WE need saddles.

Why do flowers smell?

sage & onion · Jun 04, 2007

Because they never make noise

Why do Monkeys swing in trees?

Tropic23 · Jun 05, 2007

Because it`s fun.

Where are the dinos?

sage & onion · Jun 05, 2007

They died out because they were not able to fit inside the new london Taxi.

What makes the wind blow?

Tropic23 · Jun 05, 2007

The wings of a very big bird.

Why do we need water?

sage & onion · Jun 05, 2007

So that we can learn to swim

Why do we have nails?

karmaloop · Jun 06, 2007

to disfigure our better halfs

why dont we have enough middlefingers

sage & onion · Jun 06, 2007

Because we have too many other fingers

Why are Lap tops called lap tops?

Tropic23 · Jun 06, 2007

Because butt top would sound silly.

Why do we need money?

sage & onion · Jun 07, 2007

So that we can have a reason to work.

Why do we have television?

karmaloop · Jun 07, 2007

because Jlo exists

why do people spam?

sage & onion · Jun 07, 2007

Because they can't Corn Beef

Why are coins mostly round?

karmaloop · Jun 08, 2007

so u can carry them around in ur pockets and not wear abdominal guards

Why is blood red?

sage & onion · Jun 09, 2007

Because if it were Green you could get lost in the Forest

Why is Gold valuable?

Tropic23 · Jun 10, 2007

When not, the Gold Souk would have a problem.

Why are we sending postcards?

sage & onion · Jun 10, 2007

Because it is easier than sending "Post Boxes"

Why do stars twinkle?

Tropic23 · Jun 10, 2007

They need attention.

Why is water wet?

sage & onion · Jun 10, 2007

Because if it were dry it wouldn't be water

Why do we have 5 fingers?

Tropic23 · Jun 11, 2007

Because that seperate us from the Simpsons.

Why do we have dreams?

sage & onion · Jun 11, 2007

Because if we had reality it would be boring

Why do we have two kidneys?

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