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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airplane
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

im not quite sure i wanna hit that link, is it work safe

bushra21 wrote:If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airplane
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

So I'm guessing the plane you're flying in has an internet connection? lol

Nice!

However the reality of that situation would be the, the passenger would freak out, cause mass panic onboard the aircraft. And you'd be arrested on landing for pretending to have a bomb.

Easier to just put the headphones on real loud.

Chocoholic wrote:Nice!

However the reality of that situation would be the, the passenger would freak out, cause mass panic onboard the aircraft. And you'd be arrested on landing for pretending to have a bomb.

Easier to just put the headphones on real loud.

Your sense of humor called, it wants you to take it back..

Well personally I don't find things like that funny.

And you moan about my English, when you can't even spell HUMOUR!

Get a life!

Chocoholic wrote:Well personally I don't find things like that funny.

And you moan about my English, when you can't even spell HUMOUR!

Get a life!

http://www.answers.com/humor&r=67
hu·mor (hyū'mər)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=owned
1. Owned
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

Sorry, but American English doesn't count!

Chocoholic wrote:Sorry, but American English doesn't count!

Looks like your are wrong again Shakespeare:

http://www.googlebattle.com/index.php?d ... bmit=Go%21

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humor 252,000,000 (view)
humour 97,400,000 (view)
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GoogleBattle winner is humor

bushra21 wrote:If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airplane
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

This is stupid solution because mostly we dont have access to Internet on Plane.

How come ppl irritates you ? Its Pakistani aunties who try to occupy the entire seats, how can i make them scare

Chocoholic wrote:Sorry, but American English doesn't count!

Chocs, absolutely correct. Humour is the spelling, Rumour is the spelling, Labour is the spelling. We must never accept the Americans attempt to take over our language.

i second chocs and sage in support of UK Eng

the yanks cannot spell properly ie.............

color should be colour etc etc etc

Thanks chaps! We can't have those darn yanks infecting our language with their ridiculous spellings.

ledmi aask you somedhin. Do you still think it is really american bhaais and behnas who are still in contral and chainging the laanguage? you are terribly and horribly mistaken.. It is now run by us, your vone time colony. We chainge the spelllings and meanings and accents(pronun. key: asents) of ingleesh. It is all a world(woRld) of mysterious elements and controlling forces u see.

Guys - this started out as a joke and you end up arguing!!!

The file can be saved on your laptop and you don't need to run it using the internet for future use.

So you can show it to people on a plane much to Choco's disapproval.

What is it though with the Pakistani aunties camping out and taking all the seats they can get?

English English, Amerian English, Indian Ingleesh, etc, doesn't matter imho, as long as we can understand each other. It is a world language now so get over it.

Chocoholic wrote:Thanks chaps! We can't have those darn yanks infecting our language with their ridiculous spellings.

Do yourself (and humanity) a favor and hitch a ride back to the 15th century.
Languages change, you can either live with it or piss an moan about it, you have obviously chosen the latter which is pretty consistent with your cry-baby personality.

Oh lord. This was just meant to be a joke. Put a smile on some faces....

I guess the forum is over and done with for good now...since apparently all anyone is interested in doing is argue over the most trivial of things.




ITS AN ONLINE FORUM PEOPLE -- WAKE UP!

bushra21 wrote:Oh lord. This was just meant to be a joke. Put a smile on some faces....

I guess the forum is over and done with for good now...since apparently all anyone is interested in doing is argue over the most trivial of things.




ITS AN ONLINE FORUM PEOPLE -- WAKE UP!

Agreed - for the love of god people stop fighting about it!

Don't you just love it

Chocoholic wrote:Easier to just put the headphones on real loud.

I do that. Works real good and you can use your own headphones to keep watching the movies after they collect the company ones