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MAC wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

MAC wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Count me in.

I(m)an.

thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many.

Ok... here it goes...

DEAR GOD!

That's it... hope you like it!

I(m)an

i think you need different one.

i think wont work. i said "dear god don't let choco loose cause freza i prefer' and look what happened

this is what happens. Did you think you would do better picking one out of the phonebook?

new invite.

Gtmash = he drive bride and groom. please bring gud desert tires.

^ian^ wrote:

MAC wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

MAC wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Count me in.

I(m)an.

thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many.

Ok... here it goes...

DEAR GOD!

That's it... hope you like it!

I(m)an

i think you need different one.

i think wont work. i said "dear god don't let choco loose cause freza i prefer' and look what happened

this is what happens. Did you think you would do better picking one out of the phonebook?

phone book = backup system. wait for after wedding night (learned from married villagers).

Congratulation MAC for getting married wid my X-aunty friend (choco).

Freza darling :

I am sorry but i have to refuse u because "Ian" told me that u were slept wid sage & Onion

PS" Invite Concord and all of his dogs "

HP wrote:Congratulation MAC for getting married wid my X-aunty friend (choco).

you mean she = old i thought she = 21

oh HP you dirty dog! Stop inventing things to escape the marriage, it's our destiny, you can't go against it.

I've heard that you cruise for guys in the carrefour parking lot, after hours, but I'm sure it's all rumours!

freza wrote:oh HP you dirty dog! Stop inventing things to escape the marriage, it's our destiny, you can't go against it.

I've heard that you cruise for guys in the carrefour parking lot, after hours, but I'm sure it's all rumours!

i thought dirty dog = concord wedding eximent get me confuse now

im in.... congrats mac!

retards

hater

HP wrote:Congratulation MAC for getting married wid my X-aunty friend (choco).

Freza darling :

I am sorry but i have to refuse u because "Ian" told me that u were slept wid sage & Onion

PS" Invite Concord and all of his dogs "

And I thought this was supposed to be a secret

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^thread killed. bound to happen sooner or later.

so does that mean the wedding is killed too?

no way, what bout the ammunation i have ordered, was about to try my new guns, u better not call it off

And I've been working hard on my tribute to the bride and groom...........as well as buying a new frock for the reception............and shoes.......................and a handbag..

and...and...and i've been getting other stuff prepared for the big day

relax people, relax, the wedding, or a wedding will still take place.

except that apparently there's some confusion as to who is marrying whom because MAC keeps PM'ing me about the honeymoon.

His latest PM:

"freezza, i only hav 10 goat, 5 kill for guests for bancuet and other 5 sell for refrigeator and washer machin. honeymoon yes I bring much honey from my beefarm, ful moon inshallah cuz i cant see well @ nite. wedding nite we cud spend @ my uncle's cuzin nephew neighbur sister in law auntie's house, he has converted room wid balcony in ajman. no money 4 trip but no need"

MAC you're pming the wrong gal, get your act together!

freza wrote:relax people, relax, the wedding, or a wedding will still take place.

except that apparently there's some confusion as to who is marrying whom because MAC keeps PM'ing me about the honeymoon.

His latest PM:

"freezza, i only hav 10 goat, 5 kill for guests for bancuet and other 5 sell for refrigeator and washer machin. honeymoon yes I bring much honey from my beefarm, ful moon inshallah cuz i cant see well @ nite. wedding nite we cud spend @ my uncle's cuzin nephew neighbur sister in law auntie's house, he has converted room wid balcony in ajman. no money 4 trip but no need"

MAC you're pming the wrong gal, get your act together!

pushed wrong button.

my massage to fressa wuz ment to be

"dearest freza i only marry choco cuz she is looser of poll but you is who i prefer. anyway she have money and I will get half after quick divorse so we can elope. tell HP you going on bidness trip. no need for washing machine that's what wife is for. 2007 model shud be good".

<<---- ^ starts to warm up to this idea!

now mac need help

anyone wid mistress experience
wid divorce experience
wid wife swaping experience
wid polygamy experience
wid cheating experienc

please give mac advice.

MAC wrote::oops:

now mac need help

anyone wid mistress experience
wid divorce experience
wid wife swaping experience
wid polygamy experience
wid cheating experienc

please give mac advice.

Choco must be experience in lot of things and she can teach u how to do the certain things in best way

I have experience in all these fields except divorce . The best thing is that u shuld tell Choco to stop wearing skirts and showing her skin to attract indian labour in dubai.

Bushra , freza , asc_26 and others tina mina are not attractive (source :someone from forum).

It means that HP will remain alone through the second quarter of this year

I might be an ugly duckling and a "pathetic little cow" (gosh I love that quote!) but I have a heart of gold, am warm and friendly and I have the sweetest personality ever! And I'm also very modest.

In real world , i have been searching for wife for last 2 year , but i had no success so far . How easy it is to find a GF because for GF , we dont have requirements as long as she can warm our bed but for wife ......she must have more capabilities than warming the bed I hope Choco understand it for MAC.

Girls talk so sweet and nice but when they display the picture on either window live messanger or MSN 7.5 , the first thing i do is "oh damn not her".

I am thinking that i shuld go back to Islamabad , Pakistan and spend few months there and try to find out someone

HP wrote:I am thinking that i shuld go back to Islamabad , Pakistan and spend few months there and try to find out someone

If that fails try finding Osama.

Salik wrote:

HP wrote:I am thinking that i shuld go back to Islamabad , Pakistan and spend few months there and try to find out someone

If that fails try finding Osama.

I would luv to find osama and more than love to handle him to USA .But USA have to make deal. They have to give Jennifer Lopez to me.
Jennifer Lopez for Osma bin laden

hey i can bring the sound system and belly dancer .... we dont charge much !!! we will give you some discount !!!! heheheheheheheeheh what do u think mac ?

majorpain2007 wrote:hey i can bring the sound system and belly dancer .... we dont charge much !!! we will give you some discount !!!! heheheheheheheeheh what do u think mac ?

bring system. bushra will dance. the crowd want see those things bounce.

majorpain2007 wrote:hey i can bring the sound system and belly dancer .... we dont charge much !!! we will give you some discount !!!! heheheheheheheeheh what do u think mac ?

but wait you are new. so there is cover charge for you.

hehehehe dude im not new .. i starded posting since 2005 some guys still remember me some dont and some would not want to remember me ( hehehehe ) (i think your bride to be is one of them ) ( Choc peace babe ... im a changed man !! now !! )


i just forgot my password thats why i signed up again


but anyway im cool with the cover charge hehehehe ill discount it from my system charges heheheheheheh ( and maybe ill bring a alil something something for the groom ) (you know what im sayin bro !! <wink> ) (ill give you a clue = 36- 25 -35 yes she can a rock a mean microphone !!! dig me boy ?