the parents of mac, mr. cpu mac and mrs. ram mac wid choco's parents mr. cocoa and mrs. theobroma are proud to report that they are getting rid of their money sucking children on their wedding. the mac family is happy that mac will be getting visa now. choco family happy too since they get good boy.
he is lucky bastard and win poll on DF althouh he prefer freza he get chocoholic.
here is list so far.
HP: best man. please take bath and comb hair.
ASC26: will send easy directions but you will probably get lost.
Freza; please come in case mac change mind last minute
Ian: you will be Iman for day and make ceremony other days you still Ian.
Bushra21: bring them things for bachelor entertainment
Concord: all non cash gift go to you so you can give to dogs to eat.
Jeevan: you do security to keep all girls away from mac during wedding
Dubai Knight: play nice music. make no one go deff.
Fayz Habibi: bring rings from gold suk not gold because proph said gold not allowed.
Food:
Byriani (motton, chicken) unlimited supply of nan bread and pepsi. beetle juice.
Please stop in ajman get some infidel juice and put in sofdrint bottles and bring to party.
Place to be decided negotiating wid many wedding places in sharjah.
Wedding date probably in middle of august since there is discount for outdoor weddings.
rsvp promptly.
if i forget anyone let me know and tell me why i shud invite.