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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish".

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormity of the undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it will take! It will nearly exhaust all the natural resources. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me".

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women . How she feel inside, what she's thinking when she's silent? Why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make her truly happy ".

The Lord replied, "You want four lanes or six on that bridge?"

LMAO

haha very good one dude

I never had problem in understanding women. I know what they think and i know what they had in mind.

For example whenever they look at following ppl , they think :

HP

sick idiot ...

Sage & Onion

This old man can only drink beer with us and ll make us bore by telling the stories of wold war 11. He must be the permenent customer of viagara .


concord

All he is gonna talk about dogs and he doesnt even know the dogy way He really needs penis enlargement pills .

Ian

Women dont give fck and they think The first thing he tells the girls at bar " i am managing director and came from Australia " . Oh damn its so warm in Dubai .

Keith

All he wants is S.e.x

Dubai knight

Once he was s.e.x machine and now he can only talk

Galactico

British born confuse paki

EDIT: Oooops. Double postal.

It would be interesting to know what does "CHOCO" thinks about me :

I know she has lot of love for me inside her

It's an oldy but a goody.

HP, I don't think anything of you, you don't exist - who am I talking to again?

HP wrote:I never had problem in understanding women. I know what they think and i know what they had in mind.

For example whenever they look at following ppl , they think :

HP

sick idiot ...

Sage & Onion

This old man can only drink beer with us and ll make us bore by telling the stories of wold war 11. He must be the permenent customer of viagara .


concord

All he is gonna talk about dogs and he doesnt even know the dogy way He really needs penis enlargement pills .

Ian

Women dont give fck and they think The first thing he tells the girls at bar " i am managing director and came from Australia " . Oh damn its so warm in Dubai .

Keith

All he wants is S.e.x

Dubai knight

Once he was s.e.x machine and now he can only talk

HP your fired

HP wrote:Keith

All he wants is S.e.x

I dont know whether to laugh at the Concs description or mine

Dont laugh at "CONCORD" , i bet he is sesarching for some contract killer in Dubai for sage & onion .

I red this joke a long time ago. Posting it here and reading is just for laughs.

HP classics.. HP I'd like to publish a book or an e-book with all these original humour.. deal?

St.Lucifer wrote:HP classics.. HP I'd like to publish a book or an e-book with all these original humour.. deal?

Jeps , i really hate when ppl copy and past the jokes :=).

I know the girls usually appear-offline as soon as i display my picture in display of MSN 7.5
They must be thinking that HP is too smart for them

hahaha pics of the likes u'd posted here??? .. i'll tell u what.. the best thing would be to get a portfolio of photographs done for yourself so that u can put sum pictures on msn n yahoo... like I got it done for myself n i'm using it...

St.Lucifer wrote:hahaha pics of the likes u'd posted here??? .. i'll tell u what.. the best thing would be to get a portfolio of photographs done for yourself so that u can put sum pictures on msn n yahoo... like I got it done for myself n i'm using it...

You did it for yourself Lucif?

I bet , even the one that u use in here is a high quality studio grade portrait.. where did u get it done from?