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sorry ladies no hard feelings, just picked it up from a forwarded mail

dint understand a few of those but what the heck

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

nice

wow, so your gonna change your lifestyle dude??

i love only chinese women. from farm.

Jeevan wrote:Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

That is changing gradually in good ol' US of A.

Oops !!! we need a comment from the girlz , is this right ??????

Jeevan wrote: Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Yes, man can be a very successful in business if he has a smart wife (wive)...And he can be a loser if his wife is silly.
From other side sometimes women does not need any advise because she has more flexible and creative brain to work with.
And the third one (also very important) she can be very sussessful in business because she has her husband to advise her...

Jeevan wrote: Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Otherwise they will not be a real women!!!

Jeevan wrote: My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

So, are you ready to die from 2 similar women???

Jeevan wrote: Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Yes, she needs you all and she is not going to share you with somebody else. Agree for 1000%!!!

Jeevan wrote:Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are not readymade garments from the shop and you can purchase and own them at any time.


Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. [/quote]

Jeevan wrote: Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are not readymade garments from the shop and you can not purchase and own them at any time you want. You have to prove your love to them...otherwise you will be just watching them.

Jeevan wrote: Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

Jeevan wrote:I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. ..

What will happen she discovers that you were both crazy about boys??

Jeevan wrote: When women go wrong, men go right after them ..

A man was going after women always since very long time!!! Remember? He let her go into the cave first...if she is alive - he was following her...

Jeevan wrote: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often...

Yes, she is more flexible and creative. She is jenious!!

Jeevan wrote: Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife...

A clever wife will never be behind a women of her husband. Because she will be the one.

Jeevan wrote: It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ..

1000% true!!!!

Jeevan wrote:If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning..

The life is not only money.

Jeevan wrote:What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman..

They are both strangers.

Jeevan wrote: A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her...

You are an idiot and selfish!!!

Jeevan wrote:A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Bravo!!! Smart girl!!! Prove your love first and then may be you can come over!!!

you actually found time to reply to each of those??

It was weekend yesterday and why not to answer those questions?

well if u thought so.. i had posted it just for a read

OK, as you wish! And I found it funny...

good, hope to see more contributions from u on the forum:)

cheers,

J

Well, if I have time to send them, of course!

Do Men Love Women? (1912)
The sixth silent by Alfred Rolfe of which only fragments remain. There is evidence to suggest that this was one of his more popular movies and was especially successful in Sydney.

Starring Charles Villiers, just about every directors choice for a the lead role in the early 1900's, the title is somewhat of a misnomer. The theme of the film in fact was the virtues of a good woman who goes to great pains to reform the ways of a confirmed drunkard. It should therefore arguably have been called DO WOMEN LOVE MEN?

deep... dint know that

only a great man understands woman...
those who doesnt are weak and can only relate to its kind

Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?

Jeevan wrote:so why do women look for such weak men?

i dont understand this jeevan - - - no woman would look for a weaker man

Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.

Though not all do this consciously

hmmmmmmm impressive Vitaa !!!!

you could find a reply for each

Purple Complex wrote:Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.

Though not all do this consciously

u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa.

PP got where i was heading at

You paying attention to this HP and MAC?

panaghoy wrote:

Purple Complex wrote:Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.

Though not all do this consciously

u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa.

I'm not making generalisations as to it's popularity at all, I'm just stating the psychology behind that particular relationship.

The "vice versa" is actually the widespread issue. I believe women have a natural inclination to desire stronger, dominant men within moderation of-course and not in the sense of which the male counterpart only wishes to express ego instead of adequacy. Though there are cases of all types.

Purple Complex wrote:

panaghoy wrote:

Purple Complex wrote:Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.

Though not all do this consciously

u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa.

I'm not making generalisations as to it's popularity at all, I'm just stating the psychology behind that particular relationship.

The "vice versa" is actually the widespread issue. I believe women have a natural inclination to desire stronger, dominant men within moderation of-course and not in the sense of which the male counterpart only wishes to express ego instead of adequacy. Though there are cases of all types.

true!

on a lighter note, women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job!

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panaghoy wrote:women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job!

Which is the dull side of the role as a man, but definately an important part of the constitution.

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Wow... Jeev must do a lot of maths and encryption.

Edit: Scratch that... it was edited.

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