Dubai Forums Dubai Discussions Dubai General Chat

Hello Sister!

Helooooo brathah!

Dude - don't worry its not me flirting. She has the same avatar (an old joke).

Is she your GF?

jabbajabba wrote:Hello Sister!

Hello twin Brother.


Let's make it known in the forum that we're fraternal twins.


And your twin sister don't have sense of originality.

I always thought that Asc is a guy

KeithL wrote:I always thought that Asc is a guy

Shh....The ladies will kick me out from LF.

Dear Asc_26,

Its 08:08 a.m in Europe and i make the sage & onion and other 25 online members as my witness .

"i would like to buy your rights for entire life" It inculdes audio , video and physical rights.

I am very nice guy , my mother told me so many times

HP wrote:Dear Asc_26,

Its 08:08 a.m in Europe and i make the sage & onion and other 25 online members as my witness .

"i would like to buy your rights for entire life" It inculdes audio , video and physical rights.

I am very nice guy , my mother told me so many times

If I bear witness will I be best man at the ceremony?

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Dear Asc_26,

Its 08:08 a.m in Europe and i make the sage & onion and other 25 online members as my witness .

"i would like to buy your rights for entire life" It inculdes audio , video and physical rights.

I am very nice guy , my mother told me so many times

If I bear witness will I be best man at the ceremony?

Yes , you ll be the brother of Bride

HP wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Dear Asc_26,

Its 08:08 a.m in Europe and i make the sage & onion and other 25 online members as my witness .

"i would like to buy your rights for entire life" It inculdes audio , video and physical rights.

I am very nice guy , my mother told me so many times

If I bear witness will I be best man at the ceremony?

Yes , you ll be the brother of Bride

No can do m8, if it goes wrong you will blame me. Best man is the guy who keeps the ring until required.

HP wrote:Dear Asc_26,

Its 08:08 a.m in Europe and i make the sage & onion and other 25 online members as my witness .

"i would like to buy your rights for entire life" It inculdes audio , video and physical rights.

I am very nice guy , my mother told me so many times

Does that mean that you forfeit all your "rights" over EJ??

thats cool then... *starts sending EJ pm's*

Dear HP,

Thanks for your offer to our daughter asc. After much thought and deliberation, we regret to inform you that you're the lowest bidder.

Her brothers (zooter, jj, rudeboy, bear, LK, and St. L) and uncle Fayz did not agree to your proposals.

We wish you happiness and may you find suitable bride soon.

Regards,


Arniegang's Family

============================

S&O,

Give the ring to the ring bearer. Grandpops don't carry a ring!

Asc_26,

This is not new for me . I jst cleaned my room after 6 months , in the hope that you ll come and sleep with me on mattress .


I have even order the Viagra and Choco is going give me the gift of "Fish" . She has ordered it from Japan

Guys, why aren't you busy? I am full of workloads. I am posting on DF while having lunch.


HP, keep on dreaming. Good luck dear.

HP wrote:Asc_26,

This is not new for me . I jst cleaned my room after 6 months , in the hope that you ll come and sleep with me on mattress .


I have even order the Viagra and Choco is going give me the gift of "Fish" . She has ordered it from Japan

Dear HP,

I regret to inform you that I am not required as ring bearer due to the fact that I am "Grandpops" and not accepted by your prospective family, good luck i the future.

S & O

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Asc_26,

This is not new for me . I jst cleaned my room after 6 months , in the hope that you ll come and sleep with me on mattress .


I have even order the Viagra and Choco is going give me the gift of "Fish" . She has ordered it from Japan

Dear HP,

I regret to inform you that I am not required as ring bearer due to the fact that I am "Grandpops" and not accepted by your prospective family, good luck i the future.

S & O

NO worries Pops! You'll be with me when i walk the aisles.

asc_26 wrote:Guys, why aren't you busy? I am full of workloads. I am posting on DF while having lunch.


HP, keep on dreaming. Good luck dear.

Dear ASC,

Some of us have a 2 day weekend, must be to do with the age .

Best Regards,


Grandpops (S & O)

Lucky S&O.

I work 7/7 even if office is closed!

what do u guys think ?

If Choco is best for me ? I mean if she can be my bride I will love her a lot , i have lot of experience in fake love.

I dont know if she knows how to make "Chapatti", "Fish Biryani" , Fish salad


Choco

Dear !!

I decided that instead of fighting and having argument , you can be my life partner. If u r shy , u can tell the sage & onion . Please reply in 4 working days.

Dear HP

As you know, I was the erstwhile keeper of the ring until that stupid hobbit threw it in the fire. Long may your ring burn.

HP wrote:what do u guys think ?

If Choco is best for me ? I mean if she can be my bride I will love her a lot , i have lot of experience in fake love.

I dont know if she knows how to make "Chapatti", "Fish Biryani" , Fish salad


Choco

Dear !!

I decided that instead of fighting and having argument , you can be my life partner. If u r shy , u can tell the sage & onion . Please reply in 4 working days.

Dear HP,

Just to let you know, Chocs didn't contact me yet!!!

sage & onion wrote:
Dear HP,

Just to let you know, Chocs didn't contact me yet!!!

Choco is shy baby . She doesnt know how to express her feeling toward humans. I wish i was Fish

PS" why can we not write Fishes ? once my english teacher slapped on my face when i said "dirty Fishes"