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By all Means... MARRY!

It seems there a a few bachelors on the forum thinking of marriage. Some food for thought:


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous



"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran



"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Anonymous



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle



Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Must be on the same e-mail list as me

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

^^what

Bleakus wrote:^^what

LMAO

gracy wrote:Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

A strange and burning life.What's real is not what's true,who knows the passion and nothing you've imagined looks like you at all,the part of you that says is not the one at home.When love is an affliction,there's not much one can do,Outside you stroll together inside you live in sin,mobile heaven where everything is free....

I am still unable to find a girl for marriage

I dont know where are beautiful and nice PAKISTANI girls at

They look kool until and unless they dont display picture on Live messanger

HP wrote:I am still unable to find a girl for marriage

I dont know where are beautiful and nice PAKISTANI girls at

They look kool until and unless they dont display picture on Live messanger

You shud post for link here. There is "new blood" in here nowadays and maybe a bride for you!

1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

HP wrote:1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

Ian and Concord haven`t to pretend to be a girl

Tropic23 wrote:

HP wrote:1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

Ian and Concord haven`t to pretend to be a girl

Did I say that?

^ian^ wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

HP wrote:1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

Ian and Concord haven`t to pretend to be a girl

Did I say that?

No, no need

Tropic23 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

HP wrote:1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

Ian and Concord haven`t to pretend to be a girl

Did I say that?

No, no need

I think we guys are talking here about my marriage , a sensitive issue

HP wrote:I think we guys are talking here about my marriage , a sensitive issue

Just because she turned out to be a he... don't be upset.

HP wrote:I think we guys are talking here about my marriage , a sensitive issue

You don't know how "sensitive" wait till your first time

Can i play warm up matches (free trial) before world cup (marriage) ?

Asian Picthes are usually slow and British or Australian Picthes are usually fast and they are only good for bowlers (girls). There is lot of grass on wesatern picthes hehehehe .

HP wrote:Can i play warm up matches (free trial) before world cup (marriage) ?

Asian Picthes are usually slow and British or Australian Picthes are usually fast and they are only good for bowlers (girls). There is lot of grass on wesatern picthes hehehehe .

But you'll need a wicket for that where are you going to get one of those

U dont get it :

Girl is bowler and she has ball (not the men's balls )

Picthes means .................... protected area of girl

I am having Bat .........


am i getting dirty ?

lets forget this talk and think when can i find my hunny bunny


I feel it is hard to stay wid one girl for more than 5 working days :=)

HP wrote:I feel it is hard to stay wid one girl for more than 5 working days :=)

You should stop sitting next to girls in the office.

HP wrote: lets forget this talk and think when can i find my hunny bunny


I feel it is hard to stay wid one girl for more than 5 working days :=)

check fight club. She posted after months of not posting. So maybe you are in luck!

Its not summer but our receptionist still wears low cut blouse and drive us crazy anytime i go to get tea .

Few months back i went to meet a girl's family and her HR department (mom and brother) put me on freaky questions.

Paki aunties ask really hard questions and especially about religion and my maturity .

I always get low score when it is the matter of religion and maturity.

They ask stupid question" why do u want to get married wid my doctor"
answer from heart " i am horney"

its daughter not doctor

HP wrote:1=) http://HPinvent.hi5.com
(all details about me)


2=) www.shaadi.com

search for user

User = NPCPH

only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl
I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here

I cant believe you use shaadi.com you must be desperate

Galactico wrote:

HP wrote:

I cant believe you use shaadi.com you must be desperate

I thought to outsource my marriage searching to Indians

I met few girls from shaadi.com but the problem is that they display very nice and cute pictures and when they appear to meet you .

I am out from Pakistan from last 8 years and i dont know girls there . In Denmark , i met more than 50 + Desi girls .

I thought to use some online channel :=).

HP wrote:

Galactico wrote:

HP wrote:

I cant believe you use shaadi.com you must be desperate

I thought to outsource my marriage searching to Indians

I met few girls from shaadi.com but the problem is that they display very nice and cute pictures and when they appear to meet you .

I am out from Pakistan from last 8 years and i dont know girls there . In Denmark , i met more than 50 + Desi girls .

I thought to use some online channel :=).

You met more than 50 desi girls and you still cant find 1 you like.

Well there is always EJ

Galactico wrote:

HP wrote:

Galactico wrote:

HP wrote:

I cant believe you use shaadi.com you must be desperate

I thought to outsource my marriage searching to Indians

I met few girls from shaadi.com but the problem is that they display very nice and cute pictures and when they appear to meet you .

I am out from Pakistan from last 8 years and i dont know girls there . In Denmark , i met more than 50 + Desi girls .

I thought to use some online channel :=).

You met more than 50 desi girls and you still cant find 1 you like.

It is them. he likes all fitty!

God saves the British Queen !!

None of them was cute enough to attract me , although i was like Brad Pitt for them

The day i saw E.Js picture on hi5 in different "bra" , i lost interest in her

PS" the day my visa status changed from work permit to permenent residence and i got access to unemployment benfit (kind of union for ppl having professional degrees, 6000 AED pr month if u dont work ) , i stopped working hard and became lazy like white ppl at work

Economist prediction: Price for paratha and tsai will be doubled by June 2007 onwards.

It is advisable not to get married!

asc_26 wrote:Economist prediction: Price for paratha and tsai will be doubled by June 2007 onwards.

It is advisable not to get married!

what is tsai?