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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened

I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

I was thinking the same for you ?

Your scared to sleep because I will take your pop corn

Don't eat popcorn

That was for Tropic not you

Your teeth would rot

Galactico wrote:That was for Tropic not you

Your teeth would rot

What teeth

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Im 26 and You ?

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

I was thinking the same for you ?

Your scared to sleep because I will take your pop corn

Dare it.....

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Im 26 and You ?

23

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

26 is young

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Im 26 and You ?

23

I thought so Tropic 23 comes from that

I guess its your bed time then little one

Looks like Tico is the Old Man here

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

26 is young

Not really.....

sage & onion wrote:Looks like Tico is the Old Man here

Not has old as you old timer

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

26 is young

Not really.....

So how come you still awake its like 3 in the morning over there

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Looks like Tico is the Old Man here

Not has old as you old timer

You got that wrong Tico, I'm in my second childhood

sage & onion wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Looks like Tico is the Old Man here

Not has old as you old timer

You got that wrong Tico, I'm in my second childhood

haha Ok

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

26 is young

Not really.....

So how come you still awake its like 3 in the morning over there

3am?????!!!!

Sh......

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:

Tropic23 wrote:

Galactico wrote:I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today

Not really

I still have my popcorn.....

Not for long my friend not for long

watch your back

It`s late.....why still awake?!

Same could be said for you!!!!

I`m sure to be older then Galactico

Tico is an old Man U Supporter

26 is young

Not really.....

So how come you still awake its like 3 in the morning over there

3am?????!!!!

Sh......

Ok

sage & onion wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Looks like Tico is the Old Man here

Not has old as you old timer

You got that wrong Tico, I'm in my second childhood

i m always child :p

what the ell u all doing awake at 2 to 3 am!!!!

I cant recall monday being a public holiday eh

Presidents Day in USA