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What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
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They all already have boyfriends

Great comeback for the ladies.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

i have the one

Women! Can't live with them... can't kill 'em.

hmm will have to dig down in my resources

haha very nice

haha nice

do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Is that a rhetorical question?

you are Dr. D so you should have the answer , shudnt u?

THE COVENANT wrote:you are Dr. D so you should have the answer , shudnt u?

I'm not Dr. D.

Dr. D is on holidays.

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

^ian^ wrote:Women! Can't live with them... can't kill 'em.

True Lies was an awesome movie.

THE COVENANT wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really?

busted!

Bleakus wrote:busted!

Yeah I thought they were a reg. just having some fun.

Just a little too obvious.

Fun for him, maybe. Hey, I'm another newbie with attitude ( actually, I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )
So Dr. D is on holiday? I look forward to his 'I'm baaaaaaaack' post with great anticipation.

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

aah you wanted to make an impact and how did you know sage was old

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you

sauron wrote:

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you

thats wasnt that nice sauron, why dont you come to paintball sometime

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you

thats wasnt that nice sauron, why dont you come to paintball sometime

I guess you wont be happy until everybody is a paintball fan

bear wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really?

Yeah your right Bear, however I am not old, just nicely matured

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you

thats wasnt that nice sauron, why dont you come to paintball sometime

You know, dude, I just might.

^^you know what to do then...

^^^ When is the next one?

bear wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really?

Oh yea!! prove it i have friends on here who have met most of the veterans, and we do discuss the forums once in a while

THE COVENANT wrote:

bear wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really?

Oh yea!! prove it i have friends on here who have met most of the veterans, and we do discuss the forums once in a while

You must have boring friends.

^ian^ wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:

bear wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

THE COVENANT wrote:do you people have nothing better to do i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages.

Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad.

wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts

You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really?

Oh yea!! prove it i have friends on here who have met most of the veterans, and we do discuss the forums once in a while

You must have boring friends.

i dunno coz u know them too, so if i keep boring company so do u:)