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"best" diet ever Feb 09, 2007
if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol:

"mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :)

anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious ass shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well...

have a nice weekend u all :wink:

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Feb 09, 2007
Then you should tell me what you would like to eat.

I will cook for you.
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Feb 09, 2007
Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:
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Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink
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written with a bit of irony and sarcasm...i think u missed the point of this thread Tropic23

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Feb 09, 2007
Well, maybe....

I didn`t get it :?
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raidah wrote:if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol:

"mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :)

anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious a#s shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well...

have a nice weekend u all :wink:


i know so well what u mean :? life can be a nasty b.i.t.c.h sometimes
( confirma vorba din batrani: necazurile nu vin rand pe rand ca se tin lant)
stop eating that much crap from ur boss(that wont make u gain the kilos back) and better get to the spaghetti

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cheer up hon, better days will come
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Feb 10, 2007
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat ass and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D
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raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D


Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:

You are not alone.
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Feb 10, 2007
Currently doing weightwatchers (For men group) in 4 weeks I lost one stone!! I lost 2lbs in my 5th week and I am still going, I thoroughly reccomend it!
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raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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raidah wrote:if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol:

"mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :)

anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious a#s shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well...

have a nice weekend u all :wink:


Sweetheart ! well cum back :=)

As my flight is delayed , so i thought that i shuld waste my time here.

Well Girls are famous for hunger strike or what we call it " diet". But whenever they go out wid boys they order like

1= Big Pizza
2= Big Cola
3= chips
4= Milk Shake

( and they dont even eat anything , they sniff like a dog to entire food and then give some bad remarks about "Cook" and the place where they are eating).

In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :

1= one piece of pizza
2= they go at toilet to drink water
3= one chips and all girls share
4= milk shake is not good for health

:P

The word diet is not described anywhere , it is term used to save money and this term is only available in the dictonaries of Jewish :=)
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Feb 10, 2007
raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D


No comment !!!! :lol: :lol:
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[quote="HP"][

In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :

1= one piece of pizza
2= they go at toilet to drink water
3= one chips and all girls share
4= milk shake is not good for health

:P

U shud have seen me with my girls when we go smw together... and what we eat while guys do not see us!!!! :lol:
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bonitta wrote:
HP wrote:[

In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :

1= one piece of pizza
2= they go at toilet to drink water
3= one chips and all girls share
4= milk shake is not good for health

:P

U shud have seen me with my girls when we go smw together... and what we eat while guys do not see us!!!! :lol:


Three cheers for the girl porkfest :thumbup:
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raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D


Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:

You are not alone.


thank u dear for being so supportiv :wink:
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Feb 11, 2007
raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:
raidah wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Do you think it is funny to say these things???

Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:


yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D


Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:

You are not alone.


thank u dear for being so supportiv :wink:


You are welcome :wink:
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Feb 11, 2007
Point noted raidah :lol: :lol:

What else did "mommy" say :lol: :lol:
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Feb 11, 2007
Last time I saw radiah.. she looked fine as frog's hair .. its been a long time though.. y all the cry.. keep that booty in style beauty..
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Feb 11, 2007
oh man, some ppl make me laugh and some make me laugh at them :lol:
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now u just need to specify whos who :lol:
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Feb 11, 2007
This s not my nightmare :) i eat wa i want and doing sport regularly but not for keeping my form; spor s my hobby :) i ve np ;)
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Feb 11, 2007
:tongue8:
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Not_Sure wrote: :tongue8:


r u cheating on me already? :lol:
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i stab ppl from the front.....not the back :oops:
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