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I got it....the perfect idea....the plan...that will forever rid us of "i want Friendship", "I am bored", "I need to have fun" posts.

Heres how it goes:

0) DF and Cyclone sign a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU)
0.1) A website/hotline is setup by cyclone

1) Pathetic looser makes desperate plea for friendship

2) DF deletes post automatically and forwards mail to Cyclone's 'helpline'

3) Pathetic looser gets a call by another 'lonely' female.

4) Pathetic looser uses his new atm card and gets ready for his date.

Or implementing the first phase of "Nightstick" government

So after my lawyer OKs the MOU, then where do I sign for this "hotline"....

cyrix wrote:I got it....the perfect idea....the plan...that will forever rid us of "i want Friendship", "I am bored", "I need to have fun" posts.

Heres how it goes:

0) DF and Cyclone sign a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU)
0.1) A website/hotline is setup by cyclone

1) Pathetic looser makes desperate plea for friendship

2) DF deletes post automatically and forwards mail to Cyclone's 'helpline'

3) Pathetic looser gets a call by another 'lonely' female.

4) Pathetic looser uses his new atm card and gets ready for his date.

lol

this thread delivers

^^^ WTF?

bear wrote:^^^ WTF?

George Romero.

^^^ Is he the guy having the yacht party? He'd sure look cute in a bikini.

sauron wrote:^^^ Is he the guy having the yacht party? He'd sure look cute in a bikini.

No, but he put zombies in bikinis.

cyrix wrote:I got it....the perfect idea....the plan...that will forever rid us of "i want Friendship", "I am bored", "I need to have fun" posts.

Heres how it goes:

0) DF and Cyclone sign a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU)
0.1) A website/hotline is setup by cyclone

1) Pathetic looser makes desperate plea for friendship

2) DF deletes post automatically and forwards mail to Cyclone's 'helpline'

3) Pathetic looser gets a call by another 'lonely' female.

4) Pathetic looser uses his new atm card and gets ready for his date.

IF YOU DO THAT YOU WILL RUIN MY GAME. ILL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN. MEETING CHICKS ON HERE IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN HOOK UP. SOON IM EVEN GOING TO MEET SOME IN PERSON MAYBE SO WE CAN DO IT IN REAL LIFE AND NOT JUST CYBER. WE WOULDA DONE IT BEFORE BUT THEIR UNCLES KEEP DYING AND THEY HAVE TO FLY HOME FOR THE FUNERALS ON THE WEEKENDS WE WERE GOING TO MEET. BUT I THINK THEY DONT HAVE ANY MORE UNCLES SO IT SHOULD BE ALL GOOD. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING GUYS. ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

MaD wrote:IF YOU DO THAT YOU WILL RUIN MY GAME. ILL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN. MEETING CHICKS ON HERE IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN HOOK UP. SOON IM EVEN GOING TO MEET SOME IN PERSON MAYBE SO WE CAN DO IT IN REAL LIFE AND NOT JUST CYBER. WE WOULDA DONE IT BEFORE BUT THEIR UNCLES KEEP DYING AND THEY HAVE TO FLY HOME FOR THE FUNERALS ON THE WEEKENDS WE WERE GOING TO MEET. BUT I THINK THEY DONT HAVE ANY MORE UNCLES SO IT SHOULD BE ALL GOOD. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING GUYS. ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

dude

Bleakus wrote:

MaD wrote:IF YOU DO THAT YOU WILL RUIN MY GAME. ILL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN. MEETING CHICKS ON HERE IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN HOOK UP. SOON IM EVEN GOING TO MEET SOME IN PERSON MAYBE SO WE CAN DO IT IN REAL LIFE AND NOT JUST CYBER. WE WOULDA DONE IT BEFORE BUT THEIR UNCLES KEEP DYING AND THEY HAVE TO FLY HOME FOR THE FUNERALS ON THE WEEKENDS WE WERE GOING TO MEET. BUT I THINK THEY DONT HAVE ANY MORE UNCLES SO IT SHOULD BE ALL GOOD. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING GUYS. ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

dude

im glad you understood that i was making fun of all those guys who post in all caps.

just like a team