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Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Hey Jeev ...what about this one ?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN

40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small penis.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/shag anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.


MEN'S ENGLISH:


1. I am hungry = Make me dinner.
2. I am sleepy = Go on top.
3. I am tired = So I can't do anything for myself.
4. Nice dress = Response to, 'does my bum look big in this?'
5. I love you = Thank you for cooking/cleaning/ironing/generally taking over from my mother.
6. I am bored = Can we stop talking about sex and start doing it?
7. May I have this dance? = May I press myself up against you in an attempt to seem manly but really I am so lonely I need to get off any way I can?
8. Can I call you sometime? = Do you have a muscle bound husband who is likely to beat me with a hammer if I call you?
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I am bored with your constant conversation, lets go somewhere it is actually frowned upon to talk.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = How about a Burger King?
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I have a death wish and I am looking for the easy road to hell.

Fine - I really really hate this word. It's so bad, it's just horseshit.

^^^ Not even a fine wine?

well woman say also

Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!

crazy stuff

Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

Bleakus wrote:well woman say also

Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!

crazy stuff

Yea only when u deserve it ....

sauron wrote:^^^ Not even a fine wine?

there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

asc_26 wrote:Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard

i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

Bleakus wrote:well woman say also

Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!

crazy stuff

Yea only when u deserve it ....

i guess i probably do

Bleakus wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

Bleakus wrote:well woman say also

Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!

crazy stuff

Yea only when u deserve it ....

i guess i probably do

You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.

The clock's ticking.

^ian^ wrote:

sauron wrote:^^^ Not even a fine wine?

there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

The latter taste good, the other makes the world go round.

^ian^ wrote:

sauron wrote:^^^ Not even a fine wine?

there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

One often follows the other - and vice versa

Jeevan wrote::lol: how true

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Hahah this 1 is true 5 minutes is never 5 minutes

sauron wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

sauron wrote:^^^ Not even a fine wine?

there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

One often follows the other - and vice versa

^ian^ wrote:

Bleakus wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

Bleakus wrote:well woman say also

Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!

crazy stuff

Yea only when u deserve it ....

i guess i probably do

You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.

The clock's ticking.

Jeevan wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard

i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up

and how do you react with those words women often use?

There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument.

ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings

Jeevan wrote:ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings

I lost my wings already....

asc_26 wrote:

Jeevan wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard

i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up

and how do you react with those words women often use?

There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument.

I guess people should avoid having arguments with you then

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

Jeevan wrote:ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings

I lost my wings already....

Why? You been drinking fine whine on the job?

^ian^ wrote:

You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.

The clock's ticking.[/quote]

do you want to dance with me mr.ian?

Galactico wrote:

asc_26 wrote:

Jeevan wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard

i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up

and how do you react with those words women often use?

There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument.

I guess people should avoid having arguments with you then

They choose not to argue with me cos i don't bite for nothing especially if i am so tired already. Staying silent is the best way to end an argument, take a long sigh then change the topic.

DF should invest in a spell check tool

asc_26 wrote:

Jeevan wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post.

But i say "thank you a lot"

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard

i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up

and how do you react with those words women often use?

There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument.

total silence means its all over, theres no war, no words, its all just over the end

^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved

^^^ Well, actions speak louder than words. So kiss and make up, y'all.

Bleakus wrote:^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved

Just the cold, penetrating stare bleak u need to experience it to know it

I think people have changed these days and havebette runderstood how to communicate with each other....therefore i dont beleive in any of these hints and quotes (watch too much Dr. Phil shows)

Jeevan wrote:

Bleakus wrote:^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved

Just the cold, penetrating stare bleak u need to experience it to know it

J are you talking from experience