Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile . I tried - but they
wanted cash
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new
school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live
without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the
same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up
with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
have to say something
