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Jan 24, 2007
Because eating chocolate only leaves you with sticky fingers.........whereas.......


I know where olive oil comes from but where does baby oil come from?

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Jan 24, 2007
From Babylonia

Do boomerangs always come back?
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Jan 24, 2007
Depends on why they left you in the first place...




Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Jan 24, 2007
Because I am a painting by Picasso.

When would you say "off the top of my head'?
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Jan 24, 2007
I don't have an answer for you off the top of my head but i will get back to you....




Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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Jan 24, 2007
Home, home on the range.

What did the brown bear say to the polar bear?
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Jan 25, 2007
GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr you lost??? Grrrrrrrrrrrr



What is the speed of dark?
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Jan 25, 2007
The coke of light.

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
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Jan 25, 2007
Chicken, eggs dont have feet.

Why do we have 7 days in a week? Why not 6? or 8?
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Jan 27, 2007
7 is the happy medium.

Why can't emus fly?
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Jan 29, 2007
Because there is no leg room in economy and they simply can't afford business/first class.





If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? :D
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Jan 29, 2007
Because a chick with four knockers would be weird.



How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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Jan 29, 2007
Depends how P*##ed he is.

Why are cocktails called cocktails?
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Jan 29, 2007
cause pu%$ytails was taken




why don't more people wear suspenders?
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Jan 29, 2007
Cos they can be difficult when you're legless.

What exactly is a jockstrap?
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Feb 01, 2007
It is what hunters use to catch Jocks. Similar to Bear trap.



Why do roosters cry out "C0ck-a-doodle-doo"?
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Feb 01, 2007
Well, we know how horny they are.

What should you do if you are threatened by a wild dingo?
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Feb 01, 2007
feed him your baby


why do adults use words like joshing? :P
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Feb 01, 2007
:lol: :lol:
Well, hellooooooo there.

In answer to your question, just to hear you laugh, Fayz. Then again, perhaps I'm not an adult?



What's Fayz doing here in the Game Zone?
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Apr 28, 2007
Looking for something serious to write about :wink:




How will the Metro trains run on the concrete structures being built?
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May 11, 2007
***After 3 months that's the best you could come up with???


A big sling shot at every station

Why is paper flat?
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May 12, 2007
Because it would be difficult to write on if it were round.




Why is a rainbow multi coloured?
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May 18, 2007
actually it is not, it is your eyes that has the ability to see multicolors.. :)


why do chiken lays egg?
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May 18, 2007
So that we can have boiled egg and spoon races




Why does Turkey taste different from Chicken?
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May 18, 2007
becoz you cooked and put some spices differently...


why do the stars blinking while the moon does not?
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May 18, 2007
Because the Moon does not have eyelids




Why do cars have tyres?
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May 18, 2007
From consuming too much of carbs and fat.




Why are some people thin?
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May 19, 2007
So that they can squeeze under the crack at the bottom of doors.





Why do we write on paper?
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May 19, 2007
so that we can fold it to a tiny piece...

why is we swim in water and not in land?
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May 19, 2007
Because our nails are not strong enough to dig.




Why do ladies paint their nails?
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