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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Imagine that!


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Something went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?


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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!


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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!


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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' la zy so-and-sos!


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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!


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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!


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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

You think?!


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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!


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Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!


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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!


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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!


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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!


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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!


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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Taste like chicken?


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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!


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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

Wasn't there one in one of the local papers in the UAE that said:

"Girl Expelled From School for Being Stinky".

Hehe. When I heard about it, I couldn't stop laughing for ages. Not at the girl, just the choice of language.

Ross

Dear Sage and onion,

we know that you are moderator but it doesnt mean to come with childish topic . I mean be creative and use ur brain instead of using google.com and finding crap topics .

Thanks

your own bro
HP

Boooooooo. You keep on keepin' on Sage! If you don't like the post HP don't read it. Who are you to decide what's on here and what isn't? Oh wait a minute that's Sage's gig. Snap! There are hundreds of posts I don't care about so guess what...I don't read them. Imagine that.

Si ya

haha pretty cool

HP wrote:Dear Sage and onion,

we know that you are moderator but it doesnt mean to come with childish topic . I mean be creative and use ur brain instead of using google.com and finding crap topics .

Thanks

your own bro
HP

My Dearsest Brother HP,

Just for your information, the Headlines of the year that I posted were sent to me by a friend and not taken from Google (at least not by me), I am so sorry you didn't appreciate the humour of the various headlines, and I promise to try my best in the future to accomodate your respected wishes.

By the way could you tell me what HP stands for?


Your humble Bro.

S & O

lol g0ld!!! not sure whats more amusing... The headlines or HP??? Someone create a new poll please lol

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Dear Sage and onion,


By the way could you tell me what HP stands for?


Your humble Bro.

S & O

Once upon a time , i started writing in a Pakistani community forum with the nick "Hi Pakistan". Within one week i changed the way they used to discuss and they used to write . It became so popular that people started calling me "HP"

But now i dont irritate people , rather i focus on funny stuff :=)

HP wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Dear Sage and onion,


By the way could you tell me what HP stands for?


Your humble Bro.

S & O

Once upon a time , i started writing in a Pakistani community forum with the nick "Hi Pakistan". Within one week i changed the way they used to discuss and they used to write . It became so popular that people started calling me "HP"



But now i dont irritate people , rather i focus on funny stuff :=)

So it's not Highly Poisonous then..............like that horrible HP sauce!!

HP wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

HP wrote:Dear Sage and onion,


By the way could you tell me what HP stands for?


Your humble Bro.

S & O

Once upon a time , i started writing in a Pakistani community forum with the nick "Hi Pakistan". Within one week i changed the way they used to discuss and they used to write . It became so popular that people started calling me "HP"

But now i dont irritate people , rather i focus on funny stuff :=)

Thank you my Bro

HP Sauce wrote:Dear Sage and onion,

we know that you are moderator but it doesnt mean to come with childish topic . I mean be creative and use ur brain instead of using google.com and finding crap topics .

Thanks

your own bro
HP

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HP Sauce wrote:
But now i dont irritate people , rather i focus on funny stuff :=)

.............. right... lool