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Since i kinda have some times these coming few months i thot..

Guys...i think its time...these two monekys are funny....but i beleive alot of us share a common idea...i think its abt time someone teach these two dummies a lesson.....

Im willing to have a gathering....all of us...bring ur mobile with cams so u can record the show....

Im willing to challenge...both Jamal and ISH togather at the same time..... As an extra...i will be wearing paddings not to hurt any of them....

They can go full out on me...2 of em at the same time....i shall wear leg and arm pads so we dont need to send them to the hospital or soemthin...

These two are really just too much.....

I will only do this...not to please u....or myself...but if possible to be a moderator....they step down as moderator..and i take their place...

if they win..i let them piss on me.....

and if u 2 bring any of ur freinds....the gloves come off....and i personally stick a bana up each of ur arses after i buy my new sony erricson with 2.0 mega pixel camera:D

How embarrasing this is going to be for u buddy....

oh God...i cant beleive im going to have to fight a 40 kilo piece of paper...

Im curious to see how many ppl wud enjoy watching it...im sorry..but if we get a good response from the crowd...we will have to do it....

You know...i met someone like u once...small lil skorny guy...big heart...but zero to badck it up...unfortunatly..in real life....it didnt end up to good for him...i dont know what he was thinking man..he picked on guys bigger and stronger then him and always came to me with a broken hand..etc...till now...hes a big gangster and carries a knife lol....poor guy...i kept telling him...u need heart...and body...or he cud go work in a rdio show or something...maybe u shud consider that....the gangsta fm dubai! sounds cool...all thos epoor wanabees could call u n get a radio scolding from u....Hilarious....

this wont work...no matter how stupid n silly u r....most of the df members already met u and kinda like u in ur own way....i dont think anyone would want too see u loose ur pride.. =\ but lets see...ill come back and see in a week or two...i need atleast 15 ppl to attend...i want to play with u....like a lion plays with its food....i want them to really see how miserable ur gona feel....and this goes for u two..ISh....gangsta buddy....

Ur such a loooser...no one wants to even see u in action regardless of how much i wish for this to happen....

So lets vote.

*i wontbe reading quote or replying...ill just be viewing the vote counts...i already saved this idiots mobile number....ill be giving him a call if the vote counts move up*

hahaha, you're just too much Dave...

I personally blame bad television... Bet you're a fan of Steven Seagal and J-C Van Damme

i dont like u either man!!!!!!

but yeah.,..hahahaha i am a fan....

Who said I didn't like you? Your post made me laugh which is something that's not happening a lot lately on the forums.

man...now ur making feel like a clown here =\

loool...what fcuk ed up past few months its been for me....im gona go smoke shisha soon n kill myself or something

u smoke??? u stay close by to sheikh zated road? (gona ask u out)

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What's the point of fighting. Enough violence in this world already.

Dave,

Please forgive Jamal and his right ball "ISH". They are just funny rather than being a gangster .
Have u ever seen any gangster using Window XP-SP 2 ? or IE 7?

Jamal:

why do u want to break some of your ribs. Have u ever seen me threating someone ? I know that i can not fight and i was beaten so many times when i was kid and then i decided to outsource this to some gangster .

It is really tough to fight someone , thats why i only irritate people on net. I know you can not punch me through the screen .

ppl please add to the vote tally ... just bring it up to 15 ... let me see what this punk is all about.....

you talk too much boy ... 5 votes already ... so lets just do this secretlover ...

aint no need for ish to come ... im enough for ur punk puni ass wanksta.

HP wrote:Have u ever seen any gangster using Window XP-SP 2 ? or IE 7?

I hear P Diddy hooked up with J Lo on MSN Messenger chat originally. Or did I just make that up?

ur so lame....i wud s h it myself if i see 15 votes...

u c my friend...ur SUCH A LOOSER...nobody can even be bothered to vote..

u wud be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a joke to look at...nobody would waste 5 minutes of their day to even come see me piss on ur face....

that includes me....i aint wasting my time if theres no crowd...

Just that ive been reading around for the past few months....and as i hate to say this....at the end of the day...i have nothing against Nick,,,HP...or the onion head....theyre all nice...AND REALISTIC PPL lol...not like uuu....HULK HOGAN OF THE UNDERWORLD LOl....

by the way...all gangstas on tv are small tit wits too... ive never seen a rap singer taller then 5.2 ft loooooooool....theyre all lil skinny wimps who talk abt guns n crap....HAHAHAHAH but r just angry lil dream people..(like u)

watch naruto for a change.... lol

im waiting for the votes.....ill be patient....u in the mean while come up with a plan or something (catch a flu or something to excuse urself)

when we do get down...cud i ask of u for a favour and take of ur shirt when the action starts... i wana see thos tight lil hard nipples of urs..

times be changing lil homies ... you got gangsta's selling novel's now..

the gangsta motto be if you can do it then i can do it better ... and i can make somethin of it at the same time ...

a true G is a hustler ... so while u using your msn's and XP's to chat and run your software's on ... us G's be puttin up a hustle on em ...

now i know its gonna be hard to get that ... that little un-attainable knowledge is what make's you all wanksta's ...

dubai_sale wrote:ur so lame....i wud tasty myself if i see 15 votes...

u c my friend...ur SUCH A LOOSER...nobody can even be bothered to vote..

u wud be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a joke to look at...nobody would waste 5 minutes of their day to even come see me piss on ur face....

that includes me....i aint wasting my time if theres no crowd...

Just that ive been reading around for the past few months....and as i hate to say this....at the end of the day...i have nothing against Nick,,,HP...or the onion head....theyre all nice...AND REALISTIC PPL lol...not like uuu....HULK HOGAN OF THE UNDERWORLD LOl....

by the way...all gangstas on tv are small tit wits too... ive never seen a rap singer taller then 5.2 ft loooooooool....theyre all lil skinny wimps who talk abt guns n crap....HAHAHAHAH but r just angry lil dream people..(like u)

watch naruto for a change.... lol

im waiting for the votes.....ill be patient....u in the mean while come up with a plan or something (catch a flu or something to excuse urself)

when we do get down...cud i ask of u for a favour and take of ur shirt when the action starts... i wana see thos tight lil hard nipples of urs..

damnn i love all of em comments ... muuahh keep em comin baby .

very soon....i have more then just comments coming ur way

Jamal wrote:ppl please add to the vote tally ... just bring it up to 15 ... let me see what this punk is all about.....

you talk too much boy ... 5 votes already ... so lets just do this mother fu cker ...

aint no need for ish to come ... im enough for ur punk puni a#s wanksta.

lol...why u worried abt ish...i thot he was a big man like u...let him come along and have some fun tooo....i want to make sure eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveryone is there to see this...and then ill post some pics here...for the rest who missed it...to see what happens to gaaaaaaangstas lol...

you talk to much faggot ...

you got my number punk you tell me where to come an ill be there to woop your ass ... i hope your mom is there aswell to watch your back .. you know why .. cause atleast after im done wooping some ass i gonna get some ass ..

yeah...ill still be talking till the votes jump up to 12....

I can screeww u right here n now...but who will acknowledge it? all that fun and embarrassement for u? to go unseen...

oh nooo...we need a crowd...thats the whole point buddy

And remember..i dont just want fake votes....

Im going to personally call and make sure everyone who votes is there! with a mobile and a cam!

I want to make you look like a pretty lady if u know what i mean.....

pls make an account for your momy and lil sis to vote aswell cause i want them to be there too biatch

i want some little puppy after im done woopin on you boy.

I do NOT want to miss this!! Who's taking the bets?

( Sorry darling but my bet is for Jamal, I think he'll take you down on the 2nd round, via cold knockout )

In the same way , i challange the Sister of Jamal " Bushra". I would like to fight with her , but let me first eat viagra

Jamal wrote:ppl please add to the vote tally ... just bring it up to 15 ... let me see what this punk is all about.....

you talk too much boy ... 5 votes already ... so lets just do this secretlover ...

aint no need for ish to come ... im enough for ur punk puni a#s wanksta.

All Bow to King Jamal, Crown and all

yo u talk a lot of shit & thats what this forum is all about & trust me u lil punk ill come all by myself not to beat u or prove u wrong but just to add u to them lil wankstas i reularly shit ON but ill make it more interesting coz ill make sure i really piss on u & put that on youtube here is my no. 050 - 3660411 am done talkin now be a man & holla so i would let the whole joint know the truth am in satwa behind the lil mosque after 6 till 1am daily & on the weekends am there till 5 am & on fridays i go to umm khanoor (shj) on fridays am there all day every day

Don
ISH

ps. karate & marshal arts hhahahhah Nigga plzz

i was told the truth

ur 2 nice fellows i guess.....

But i wonder who voted bad like this for u 2??

I voted 2....and yet theres 8 and probably more ocming.


I think the truth here is....(by the way...i know where u work...how u look...etc)

I feel ashamed....i want this forum to know...these to (monekeys) regardless of how they sound are really intelligent people in lets say a high and represented work position....(so much for me)

Jamal...i personally apologize to u...big brother (since ur older then me)

ISH..man....i completly took u the wrong way round...thing is...u two talk utter crap...the same way i do....which just shows me how stupid i am like u 2


u know....i wrote this and erased it more than 9 times!!! U dont know how hard it is to apologize...what can i say...we cant go around screwing reputated ppl of society....

i put u two over my head....



the votes itself prove my point.....point that...everyone wud like u even more....if u cut out the gansta lyrics...or maybe thats just u guys here...adding to the show. (but then again...look whos talking "me")


--lets not change the facts now I still can kick both of ur arses any day if u dont keep in shape and smoke weed all day. lol...when i heard the truth...i was like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw" im so gaaaay....u two tweety birds....

byebye...no more df for me. now im gona get repkies like "u crack me up" from nick and "YOW...Niga! coma bahek hea" from these 2 lol...but i wont stick around to see!

WOOOW.....i just looked at the number of visites of the thread.....amazing....

maybe i will try and rent out an arena.........dojo if u know what i mean....

and if ur looking forward to testing ur skills...of course u can use paaaadding babe...dont worry.....


Then i wud be more than happy to wooop ur azz there! u can show me ur rap singing gansta skills there while i throw u around....(damn i have a hard time letting u go......) is ok..i have both ur numbers....as soon as i rent a dojo for an hour or so....ill call u 2 silly heads up...HOLAA! ahahah...ill hollaa u 2..yes....thats the word...

what am i saying =/

i know very well u guys are not athlets...only chatter boxes...all this waste...for what....YOU!? looool

All the best man...and sorry for wasting ur time (more like mine)

i still dont like u 2 bimbos...

what the....

and people say that they can't understand Jamal and Ish...pfff, what did DXB just say?

The fight is off, I see, oh well...

Chickens.

ineedacoolnick wrote:Chickens.

Lay Eggs

1 chicken.....thats me....

Jamal is the man....i have no doubt abt him or ISh.

But my whol epoint from the begining was not abt a fight....but abt their gansta talking style....i guess i fu cant beat them....ull have to join them.

dubai_sale wrote:1 chicken.....thats me....

Jamal is the man....i have no doubt abt him or ISh.

But my whol epoint from the begining was not abt a fight....but abt their gansta talking style....i guess i fu cant beat them....ull have to join them.

Well done DXB

let me get this right... there aint gona be any fight?