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sage & onion · Jan 09, 2007

Craziest name for trousers I ever heard.

Where can I find Snowballs?

sauron · Jan 09, 2007

In a snowman's pants :oops:

Why do Americans call trousers pants?

sage & onion · Jan 10, 2007

Because it sounds better than shirts.

Where can we find Camel rides in Dubai?

mighty.one · Jan 10, 2007

Burj Al Arab, Room 2205

What do you get when you mix sage and onion together?

sage & onion · Jan 10, 2007

The best you can buy.

Where can I you purchase real fresh chicken?

sauron · Jan 11, 2007

From the Cheeky Chicken shop

What does DFM stand for?

sage & onion · Jan 11, 2007

Don't forget Mummy

Where can I purchase pencils in Dubai?

SNA33Y · Jan 11, 2007

A. Dubai Mall when it opens will have 300 pencil shops

Q. What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

sage & onion · Jan 11, 2007

You would pick it up, thinking it was your lucky day, bang your head on the ladder and die.

Where in the Egypt is it safe to drive?

sauron · Jan 11, 2007

Inside a Pyramid

What is a Sphinx?

SNA33Y · Jan 11, 2007

A. A form of leprosy where you lose your nose everytime you sneeze

Q. What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

sage & onion · Jan 11, 2007

It's a crazy description for a lady going to the bathroom.

Where can I purchase cycle shorts.

SNA33Y · Jan 11, 2007

A. You should really post that questions in the Products and Services in Dubai - Discussion Forum

Q. Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

sage & onion · Jan 11, 2007

Reverse Psychology, you think it's free then you have to pay.

How do you cook boiled Carrots?

SNA33Y · Jan 11, 2007

If they are boiled then you don't have to cook them! TADA!!

What does an angry turtle sound like???

sage & onion · Jan 11, 2007

Something like a wet leather boot.

How do I repair a puncture without a repair kit?

cleotrio · Jan 11, 2007

Simple. You call the mechanic.

How do I eat noodles without a fork or chopsticks?

Libra · Jan 12, 2007

A. With hands. :nike:

Q. Where can i buy a crazy monkey?

sage & onion · Jan 12, 2007

In the crazy monkey shop MoE

What is the maximum speed limit on Emirates road?

sauron · Jan 14, 2007

Har! Har! Har! Har!

What's the best way to avoid a speed camera?

SNA33Y · Jan 14, 2007

A. Don't return its phone calls and don't go to the same bars. A disguise would also help.

Q. Does one need a bulldozer to dig up a root???

cleotrio · Jan 14, 2007

Only if its too delicate for dynamite...

Howcan you be in two places at the same time?

sage & onion · Jan 15, 2007

It's complicated, but the use of carefully placed full length mirrors helps.

how can you stay awake in the afternoon.

sauron · Jan 15, 2007

Sleep all morning.

Why does eating cheese before you sleep give you bad dreams?

SNA33Y · Jan 23, 2007

Because you are a rodent :lol:

Where do you find the seeds to grow seedless grapes :?:

sauron · Jan 23, 2007

In the seedy side of town!

Why does butter taste nicer than margarine?

SNA33Y · Jan 24, 2007

The same reason why a Big Mac tastes better than a rubber boot!

What is the difference beween fate and destiny??????

sauron · Jan 24, 2007

Destiny is longer!

Why is a baby kangaroo called a joey?

SNA33Y · Jan 24, 2007

A cute name for a cute animal. BTW Joseph just wouldn't sound right.

What is the most dangerous addiction???

sauron · Jan 24, 2007

The one that you're most addicted to ( like posting on this forum, perhaps? )

Why is eating chocolate better than making love?

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