Ian's Joke Of The Day

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Ian's joke of the day Jan 10, 2007
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

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Jan 10, 2007
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jan 11, 2007
Are you obsessed with me Sage?
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Jan 11, 2007
^ who wouldn't be
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Jan 11, 2007
bushra21 wrote:^ who wouldn't be


:oops:
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Jan 11, 2007
sage is homo for ian
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Jan 11, 2007
^ as are you
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Jan 11, 2007
im ghey for you bushra :la:
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Jan 11, 2007
Read it before...But a good one S&O....LOL.. :lol:
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Jan 11, 2007
go for it bushra! a counterfeit jew is better than nothing, and we all know that you're the desperate, needy type... :D
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Jan 11, 2007
yea bush yea ! can i smack that :pottytrain2: now
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Jan 11, 2007
freza, thanks for the attention :oops:


errtime, you do realize that i am part palestinian...
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Jan 11, 2007
who gives a rats ass?
u still got a hole dont u?
palestinian or not
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Jan 11, 2007
^ but arent you an israeli lover
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Jan 11, 2007
yes i am
but u know what they say,












a holes a hole
:lol:
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Jan 11, 2007
^ian^ wrote:Are you obsessed with me Sage?


And there was me thinking the same about you :lol: :lol: :lol:
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