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I wandered lonely with my mouse
And stumbled upon the DF house
'Is it Big Brother?" a newbie says
Well, it's kind of like it in many ways.

A bunch of people thrown together
And often there is stormy weather
But spells of sunshine are common too
Reason and laughter can break through

'Who are these people? " I hear you say
Well let's take a look at some today
Mods, trolls and eaters of hats
Serial posters and barking Moon Bats

Some are old and some are new
Stay and they'll become familiar to you
Many veterans have gone away
Have they run out of things to say?

............ to be contd.

aww pet, this is so cute and touching....

Miaaaaaaaaaaow! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Part two is on the way......................................

It's great! Well done sauron.

hidden talent?

First of all let's look at Sage
You'll find his posts on every page
The words of wisdom he does spout
Are often met with words of doubt
Some people think he's quite a prude
So can say things that seem quite rude
But he doesn't snap or fly in a rage
Might be something to do with his age?

Then there's Kick-Ass Kannelli and Fighting Freza
Both with tongues as sharp as a razor
When they meet you'll see sparks fly
They don't get on - I wonder why?
Kannelli she's the new crowned queen
Freza, have you ever been?
And Kannelli can't be called a dork
But she does seem overly fond of pork.
Freza, well, she's full of fire
Don't cross her, or receive her ire.

Jamal is the forum's King of Bling
About his posts, I don't understand a thing.
He's got a homie who's name is Ish
Apparently known as quite a dish.
When they get talkin, hey by jingo
You won't get nowhere without the lingo

hmmmmmmm

*sits eagerly waiting for upcomming installments*

Sauron = Poetic Talent

Great work Sauron.

so sauron, pretty bad those hobbits destroyed ur ring huh ?

good going waiting for more

Moving on to our sweet Bushy
Sitting on her little (big?) tushy
Love is what I think she wants
But don't sweetalk her in red fonts
As she whiles the night away
Dreaming of her wedding day
We are wondering who's the guy
Who'll catch this lady's lovely eye
Jeevan? Cyrix? Or is it Nick?
Come on, Bushra, take your pick.

Then there's Bleakus, another vet
What a darling, what a pet
He's cool and calm and always good
He thinks that everyone's a dude
He sounds to me like lots of fun
But what about behind that paintball gun?

errtime wrote:so sauron, pretty bad those hobbits destroyed ur ring huh ?

Gollum...is that you?

wow...mashalla


*anticipating next edition*

*thinks to herself ---- this is awesome*

well done dude
from dark lord to...poetic lover
good stuff

hahahahaa frodos here too
my precioussss

You have more thing to worry abt than lil frodo.....

Very nice sauron. Let's put guitar chords and we can sing it all.

Sauron is our DF poet

Don't mind Gollum, he's not really rude
Poor thing, he's just misunderstood
Spends all day every day in a dirty nappy
Is it any wonder he's not happy?
All day every day - bump!bump!bump!
There goes Gollum taking another dump.

^ hahahahaha



classic

Triple XXX has big pecs
To make the ladies swoon?
But they know, as things go
He's probably a big buffoon
Ooooh, how nice - you work out
You have a great big chest
But a teenie weenie.............
I think we know the rest.

Wow! Is this a newbie, Sauron? Very cleaver one. Wait until the rest of us get back into town and are on daily. I'm sure you'll be busy writing more. Very perceptive talent!

Wow. sauron.. thats amazing talent u have there!!!

bump

amazing waiting for more

only two kinda ppl write poetry= retards and fags.
you dont seem like a retard to me

Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!

Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?

lets not start talking abt fags....coz i happen to be one....