Two Lines For Men :))

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Two Lines for Men :)) Dec 23, 2006
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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Dec 23, 2006
bull crap but a good 1 LOL

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hahahah Dec 26, 2006
ahahahahhahah....lol :D nice one....ahahahhaah

but hey...whats with your Anti MEN posts....hmm..guys...we have to coordinate soon :p
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Dec 26, 2006
thats an old skool joke

im lovin it
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Dec 26, 2006
Bleakus wrote:im lovin it


It is not McDonalds dude !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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