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ok... lets go back to the title of this thread.

Ill ask the question you give the smart ass answer... This ones easy... they will get tougher!

You are still at work around 19:30 and your co-worker goes "Still here?"

you say?....

sage & onion wrote:
Rastafaraism made popular during Bob Marley's reign, they preach that pot is good, don't wash their hair for years and are able to take anything that grows on the land, doesn't matter whether it is private land. And also they believe that Haile Salasie is God

The Rastafari religion is laughable, the "savior" of the Rastafarian religion was Haile Sellaise, who was supposed to lead the Ethiopian people to the promised land "Zion," A.K.A. Israel. But he never did, and he died in 1975. Ad yet their religion lives on for some reason because Rastafarians to this day refuse to believe that he died. They think it is a lie, because according to their religion Haile Sellaise is literally Jesus incarnate and can't die.

MrLonely wrote:You are still at work around 19:30 and your co-worker goes "Still here?"

no, its a hologram..



why cant i be a smartass?

sara_uk wrote:

Palkid7 wrote:Cause u can lick other stuff, which I can clarify it to u more in Fight Club

what was your question??

My q. to u , why did ur parents name u sara ?

sara you answer the above question.. i'm just gonna ask mine..

what does "bushra" mean? (be creative people) hehe

Can't find any meaning for Bushra



When will 1st day oe Eid be?

The day after I'm supposed to fly

Is Elvis still alive?

P.S. Ain't it a Chemical Brothers song.........''Bushra Button'' ?

sauron wrote:The day after I'm supposed to fly

Is Elvis still alive?

Saw him in MoE on Friday




How many days in 2007?

Well, 2007..............................................duh!!!

Why is a Leap Year called a Leap Year?

Because you have to jump one more day





Why is Santa names so?

Claus he didn't like the name Satan!

Are all blondes dumb?

the answer depends on whether you're a blonde.

Were do babies come from?

Your bellybutton!

Why do doughnuts have holes in them?

So you can wear them on your Big toe




Why do Japanese drive on the left?

because they want to.

why do people burb?

To get rid of the excess gas to stop themselves from floating away.




Why do people write letters?

Cos numbers are too mathematically challenging.

When should you never hit the 'reply to all''button?

Because you end up with lots of new friends




Why you should just keep quiet?

Cos keeping loud costs too much.

Are the stars out tonight?

sauron wrote:Cos keeping loud costs too much.

Are the stars out tonight?

Of course, seen them walking about all over the place, John Wayne, Brad Pitt and loads more.




How does a plane take off?

It pretends to be a Jumbo.

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

Because mice are stronger.




Who invented automatic gears on vehicles.

A one-legged man.

Where is Land's End?

At Sea's start




Why does an automobile have 4 wheels?

Cos if it had three it would be a tricycle.

Who make the worst drivers - women or men?

Women, men can't give birth.




Who are the best cooks, women or men?

Men - most of them are crazy.

When's it gonna snow here?

Next Tuesday according to the latest rumour.




How long is the ski slope in MoE?

I didn't know they had one in the Ministry of Education.

What are salopettes?