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Nov 28, 2006
'cuz coming down a slope of snow = fun; coming down a slope of stone/gravel = not so fun :P

Whats the significance of the girl in front of Burj on the DubaiForums.com logo?

nosoup4u
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Nov 28, 2006
ski dubai - snow? someone's pulling a fast one on you.

why do we watch TV?
pixie 32
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Nov 28, 2006
for no soup: thats a teaser for all DF who havent been to Burj.

for pixie: coz the world is over populated already.



Why do we need to eat?
zam
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Nov 28, 2006
'cuz our stomach keeps pestering us since they are impatient when they're hungry

why do women love shopping for shoes, clothes and jewelry?
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Dec 01, 2006
becos stealing them will put you in jail.

why can't human beings fly?
cleotrio
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Dec 01, 2006
Coz they're too chicken to give it a try

Why do ppl close their eyes when kissing?
Nick81
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Dec 01, 2006
Cause they don't want to see the ugly face of the person they are kissing.
Even if the person is not ugly, it would destroy the kiss anyway cause they
need to imagine/feel something to really enjoy the kiss, and a human being
can imagine as best when the eyes are closed.

Why are some people so cheap?
Burken
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Dec 02, 2006
Because they aint chips. :D




Why people close their eyes when sleeping?
asc_26
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Dec 03, 2006
because sleeping with eyes open = scary! :shock:

why do we drink ourselves silly?
pixie 32
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Dec 03, 2006
cause illusions are better then reality



when is da chronic gonna be legaliz'd?
Jamal
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Dec 03, 2006
when all the narrow minded asses try it ..

Why is it raining in the desert ?
MaaaD
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Dec 03, 2006
cos above it is sky where the rain comes


Why people get shocked?
asc_26
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Dec 03, 2006
cause all them narrow minded asses finally decided to puff on lies .


why is punani juice sour at time's .. is they got expiery dates on em?
Jamal
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Dec 03, 2006
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Haven't tried it man.


Why it hurts?
asc_26
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Dec 03, 2006
nahh no pain .. its jst dat its gettin harder to put ma tounge between them thighs cause of the salty feelin ... so u all women best keep them punani's honey coated ..



do you like me tounge twirlin in ya ... or do you prefer me thick deep banging in ya?
Jamal
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Dec 03, 2006
NO! me wholesome yet naughty but not dirty.


why is he talkin' to me like that? :roll:
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Dec 03, 2006
cause he wants to get freaky with ya.


why is u pretendin like u dont want it?
Jamal
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Dec 03, 2006
cos i don't know what i want.


why is he sayin' that to me? makes me sad. :(
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Dec 03, 2006
intentions understood wrong... bringin bout sadness is not wat he was bout .. them hood narratives an 1 blood verbs were went to make u add glitter to his sight with ur smile.



why dont you like to take what you know you want? why do you prefer to be asked for something , so you could give it?
Jamal
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Dec 03, 2006
:? :? :? :?


How we could revive this thread?
asc_26
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Dec 03, 2006
by flushing down all the dirty talk.. :D

why do men go bald?
pixie 32
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Dec 04, 2006
Bec of the women who holds so tightly on their head. whooops :oops:

Why is Dubai so famous and commercially successful when Abu Dhabi is the capital of UAE?
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Dec 04, 2006
cause abudhabi kept it real an maintaind there way's ... dubai sold out , in proper words dubai whored itself allover to gain its status ...




you gots a question on ur mind ? well then answer it
Jamal
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Dec 05, 2006
:twisted: :twisted:


Why do people get married?
nosoup4u
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Dec 05, 2006
To have someone embrace them every single night....ahhhhh :lol:

Why is the ice cream cold?
zam
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Dec 05, 2006
^it aint ice cream if it's hot dear.



Why i don't have questions tonight?



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Dec 06, 2006
Because you already know the answers!

Why do people want to fly?
iurca
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Dec 06, 2006
because its just another way to get high!

why does everyone look like a convict in their passport pic?
pixie 32
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Dec 06, 2006
Bec if not you will be suspected as a terrorist. :?


Why do we need calendar?
zam
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Dec 06, 2006
to remind ourselves that tomorrow does come!

why do we get scared of ghosts?
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