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DSF is near, dubai is gonna see another huge tourist season. Roads are still in the same state, business is gonna soar so will be the prices.

But there are still lots of problems faced by an avg tourist in dubai. Like lack of proper information about the city and important places.

I'd like to get some feed back on what do you think are the likely problems faced by an avg tourist in Dubai city.

stinky cabs.

MaaaD wrote:stinky cabs.

Dawdling in shopping malls (walking slowly)

scarlet wrote:Dawdling in shopping malls (walking slowly)

Mostly by women who are too damn busy window shopping! hehehehehehe

They should put side and rear view mirrors on you ladies.

And also men window shopping for chicks inside the mall premises and trying to get hooked.

asc_26 wrote:And also men window shopping for chicks inside the mall premises and trying to get hooked.

Those are only the Lebanese gentlemen, what about the rest of us?

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:And also men window shopping for chicks inside the mall premises and trying to get hooked.

Those are only the Lebanese gentlemen, what about the rest of us?

The rest of you are sitting in one corner with DK waiting for ladies to come over and say hi bald guys, can we share seat with you?

Why oh why?

Yorky, how many eggs that boy (in your siggy) stole from the hen? Hen is getting crazy...return the eggs. 1 dozen of egg is only 2dhs/-

asc_26 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:And also men window shopping for chicks inside the mall premises and trying to get hooked.

Those are only the Lebanese gentlemen, what about the rest of us?

The rest of you are sitting in one corner with DK waiting for ladies to come over and say hi bald guys, can we share seat with you?

Why oh why?

No, you are incorrect. Us western men are the ones trying to get our significant other halves to hurry along hoping they will not see something they like and drag us into the shop, where we will do our utmost to look interested and give nice comments about the dress/skirt she is trying on that is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too small. hehehehehehe

asc_26 wrote:Yorky, how many eggs that boy (in your siggy) stole from the hen? Hen is getting crazy...return the eggs. 1 dozen of egg is only 2dhs/-

when was the last time you went shopping? I only buy free range and they are Dhs15 for 6! Thye taste far nicer, some even have the feathers stuck to the egg from the hens arse, very authentic. hahahahaha

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:And also men window shopping for chicks inside the mall premises and trying to get hooked.

Those are only the Lebanese gentlemen, what about the rest of us?

The rest of you are sitting in one corner with DK waiting for ladies to come over and say hi bald guys, can we share seat with you?

Why oh why?

No, you are incorrect. Us western men are the ones trying to get our significant other halves to hurry along hoping they will not see something they like and drag us into the shop, where we will do our utmost to look interested and give nice comments about the dress/skirt she is trying on that is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too small. hehehehehehe

Poor western ladies... I hope the stone you throw didn't hit anyone on here.

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Yorky, how many eggs that boy (in your siggy) stole from the hen? Hen is getting crazy...return the eggs. 1 dozen of egg is only 2dhs/-

when was the last time you went shopping? I only buy free range and they are Dhs15 for 6! Thye taste far nicer, some even have the feathers stuck to the egg from the hens arse, very authentic. hahahahaha

ehhweew...those were duck eggs not from chicken. the boy should return the eggs to the mother hen.

asc_26 wrote:Yorky, how many eggs that boy (in your siggy) stole from the hen? Hen is getting crazy...return the eggs. 1 dozen of egg is only 2dhs/-

Oh by the way, thats called a rooster, its a male hen, it don't lay eggs.

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Yorky, how many eggs that boy (in your siggy) stole from the hen? Hen is getting crazy...return the eggs. 1 dozen of egg is only 2dhs/-

Oh by the way, thats called a rooster, its a male hen, it don't lay eggs.

and the eggs 1 big and 1 small.

ASC and yorky.. and my tourism thread..