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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(Written by children)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is.......
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

this is the cutest, most hilarious thing i have read all day.

hahaha that adorable

Really funny

hee hee.. almost as if adults wrote the stuff. hmmm...

adorable

Bless your cotton socks! Made my day Fayz

...had me in stitches!

Que c'est mignon

fayz


Mi ange je savai que tu parle français lol

redmatrice wrote:fayz


Mi ange je savai que tu parle français lol

Eh oui ...je suis parfaite

Parfaite le "e" ça dit que t'ai une fille

redmatrice wrote:Parfaite le "e" ça dit que t'ai une fille

Ben oui t'avais des doutes sur ma féminité

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
Ben oui t'avais des doutes sur ma féminité

non non non je savai pa que t'étai une fille c tout désolé

redmatrice wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
Ben oui t'avais des doutes sur ma féminité

non non non je savai pa que t'étai une fille c tout désolé

no problems... j adore le Maroc c très beau

t'ai d'ou? si je peu savoir

Juste à coté !

voisin

Whats the language being spoken now??

french

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

"let the hijacking begin"

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

why not

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

why not

It's simple, I don't understand

sage & onion wrote:

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

why not

It's simple, I don't understand

Do you want some lessons ?

sage & onion wrote:
It's simple, I don't understand

oh sorry bro , i'll tell you what we said

where is she from , she told me where that's it

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

why not

It's simple, I don't understand

Do you want some lessons ?

No thank you, too old to learn another language, but thanks for the offer

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Whats the language being spoken now??

Itz frrenchie my dearr

Why are you typing French???

why not

It's simple, I don't understand

Do you want some lessons ?

No thank you, too old to learn another language, but thanks for the offer

sage & onion wrote:No thank you, too old to learn another language, but thanks for the offer

I don't think so

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:No thank you, too old to learn another language, but thanks for the offer

I don't think so

Thanks for the confidence Red, but it's the truth m8.