10 Reasons Why Lebanese cannot be terrorists:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why >we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the
plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a
week before doing it.
9. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the
photograph being taken by one of the hostages,
and!...last but not least....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the the
plane's windshield!!!!!!!!