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Nov 23, 2006
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Why are we crying?

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Nov 24, 2006
just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Nov 24, 2006
nosoup4u wrote:just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


The yolk.

Who is the woman at the top forum photo?
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Nov 24, 2006
she's the mother superior.

why do people sing?
pixie 32
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Nov 24, 2006
so they could dance....
why people get drunk?
iurca
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Nov 24, 2006
To overcome their pathetic personalities.

Why is The Cyclone still in business?
gtmash
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Nov 25, 2006
so that losers still have a chance of getting lucky..


why does love hurt?
pixie 32
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Nov 25, 2006
Maybe it wasn't meant to be hon. :( ain't no doctor love. :(

Why does love hurt? - for others to answer please..
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Nov 25, 2006
love does not hurt but it is the falling out of love or "lack" of love that hurts.

why do psychics never win the lottery ?

Cheers,

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Nov 25, 2006
Because they don't know how to guess the correct combination & probability of winning numbers. :wink:


Does love moves in mysterious ways? :wink:
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Nov 25, 2006
yeah. it's the only way it moves! otherwise it would be interesting!

Can u stop the time?
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Nov 25, 2006
Not if it stops you first.

Are we alone in the universe?
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Nov 25, 2006
No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly?
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Nov 25, 2006
iurca wrote:No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly?


Because they dont want to walk

Why are people stupid?
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Nov 25, 2006
So that they can continue posting here.

Why do people die?
pinoy1
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Nov 25, 2006
because they are stupid.

Why do we get headaches ?
MaaaD
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Nov 25, 2006
because of people like you


why do some people never shut up?
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Nov 25, 2006
They have logorreah

What is the perfect hair colour?
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Nov 25, 2006
Transparent

Why do we have hair?
pinoy1
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Nov 25, 2006
So advertisers can use pretty girls in commercials going swish swish

Why can we actually see something that is transparent?
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Nov 26, 2006
because we're too lazy to try to see through something opaque!

why do we write with our hands?
pixie 32
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Nov 26, 2006
because our feet smell

why does the week start on sunday ?
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Nov 26, 2006
to get rid of monday blues..

why do we sing in the shower?
pixie 32
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Nov 26, 2006
It's a natural behavior... apes all over the world sing when they are drenched in hot water

Do you really like me?
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Nov 26, 2006
yes, deep fried.

Why is the sky blue at day, black at night?
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Nov 26, 2006
Cause THE ROCK SAYS SO!

whats really in meatballs?
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Nov 26, 2006
meat!! aka lahem :lol: :lol:

Why are balls round?
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Nov 26, 2006
because round building blocks wouldn't work very well...


why do camels hurt when your ride em?
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Nov 26, 2006
They are sensitive

How the birds can fly?
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Nov 26, 2006
nuclear propulsion

What is that green stuff that grows under the fridge?
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