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SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."



SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

No. 4

hehehe..very funny

No.7

how can we forget ur own list S&O?



SMART a#s answer #5

sage & onion wrote:

Lexer wrote:I went to watch the new Bond movie last night. I've never been to a bond movie before, but this seemed intersting to me specialy having Daniel as the new bond.

I have to say that, I think, its the best Bond movie. It was a good film, but in my opinion not worth the publicity that has been going arround it.

What do you think?

Seems a strange comment to make, you think its the best Bond movie, but it's the first one you have seen??????

SMART a#s answer #4

sage & onion wrote:

sara_uk wrote:

Andyba wrote:Speaking of martial arts.. I'm into Traditional Jujitsu at the moment...
Really enjoy it... mind blowing stuff! Not for everyone though.. too much pain..

is that what steven segal does??

Does he really do the Martial arts os is it just acting along with a stunt man?

SMART a#s answer #3

sage & onion wrote:

dubai girl wrote:DK - I will be bringing my husband tonight to listen to your band. Hope all goes well, and I guess I'll look for someone that looks like your avatar!!! The guessing game will begin!!!!!

If you see this post prior to your going, please feel free to tell me what color shirt you will be wearing!

You will be fine DG, look for his light sabre, it glows a blueish / ultraviolet

SMART a#s answer #2

sage & onion wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:In time, Dubai will be home to the mega rich and the mega poor. There is becoming no room for the middle classes, who're being squeezed out of the place.

Tell me Chocs, under which bracket do you fall?

SMART a#s answer #1

sage & onion wrote:

redmatrice wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Do they have cars in Morocco

No , only dromedary , and what if i tell i see usually Bugati Veyron , Maserati , The New CL 500 , Bentley , Hummer , Lamberguini etc ... all the you can see in dubai

I read the same magazine

Very Good LK

WOW...LK!

asc_26 wrote:WOW...LK!

i have that effect sometimes

I have no doubt you do

LK ..u sure have a lot of time in your hands..

and I'll take no. 3

and here's your star !....... ( d$mn where's that emoticon) for doing a good researh

isabela wrote:LK ..u sure have a lot of time in your hands..

and I'll take no. 3

and here's your star !....... ( d$mn where's that emoticon) for doing a good researh

Double Post

Legendkiller wrote:

asc_26 wrote:WOW...LK!

i have that effect sometimes

dumb blonde girl is very impress

isabela wrote:LK ..u sure have a lot of time in your hands..

come on..took me less than 10 mins....i know it would take ages for u and asc_26 to make something like this

oh well...not every1 can be creative

^^he's very proud now.

Legendkiller wrote:

isabela wrote:LK ..u sure have a lot of time in your hands..

come on..took me less than 10 mins....i know it would take ages for u and asc_26 to make something like this

oh well...not every1 can be creative

Ok i'll take back the STAR..and give u grade!

oh no..plzzzz...don't!

What the hell is going on with this thread, someone tuned it into an Emoticon contest

sage & onion wrote:What the hell is going on with this thread, someone tuned it into an Emoticon contest

hush now sagey ..here's urs -- ur a cool baba!

Legendkiller wrote::twisted:

see what I mean