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I came on to this forum to look for a job. Well, I haven't had such a laugh for ages reading these posts. All I can say Jamal is get a life, you are a REAL class "A" saddo. How can you write so much bull and think anyone is going to take you seriously. I'm surprised you can find time to reply to any of this as you are such a stud............... where do you fit the time in?
Thanks for the laugh and an insight into the male mind.

thank you for ur compliments

well the time ive taken to write all that shit is the same time uve taken to read all that shit. an since uve got such a great mind let me put matters into clear prespective for u here. Shit is collected by a toilet so in basic terms u collected my shit an digested it so u aint nothin but a sewege system to me. next time dnt try an step to me alright.

an MO u fake fcuk hook me up with ur number or house address whichever u prefer .

There's a big difference between the sh*t that comes out my ass and what you write. A) Mine smells like roses B) Yours is the makings of a sad mind.

I can only guess your inane ramblings are brought about by a man with a hang up. ie. YOU have a tiny penis or you are one minute wonder. Because darling, your writing is what comes forth from a guy who is a gash shag (as we say in the UK). I would love to give you my number, but hey what is the point. I mean, what you going to do?? Stick your banana up my ass (would I feel it honey) or unleash me with your verbals. I think I'd prefer the sharp tongue, but do you know what to do with it, I don't think so

see jamal every one thinks ur a banana and btw that guest wasnt me.

so sure i will give you my number and you can come to me. i got internet connection problems but i will mail it soon enough worry not .

hey and when we meet it will be man on man. so i sugest you read all the jujistsu books or karate you have time to till then.

my girl friend just left the country i'm suicidle and totaly looking for trouble bring it on princess!

hey u ppl fools like mo & fake spike make laugh Mo hit the books fo weeks & then came with a reply which he didn write, he complained to his mom so she wrote him that garbage & by the way i didn rip no lyrics from NO ONE, KICK RYHMES LIKE SHOW-GUN, MO AM THA CHOSEN ONE. so dont be scared adress me, whatever you claim dont mean shit am a droupout who makes more money than you & tha funny thing i make 10 gran amonth so start lookin fo jobs from now cause as i see indians are taking over fo 12 hundred & keep askin dady fo ur pocket money coz u gon be a scrub fo life. Secondly i don think J is a banana unless he is tha banana up ur anals haters so keep hatin & tha sayin goes on & says DONT HATE THA PLAYA, HATE THA GAME. AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH & all yall banana rydin faggots( fake-life) i still got connections am still underground still ghetto so If tha heat is on its on 247, 365 am alife & punks keep rockin them thongs coz am tha sultan jonathon, drama is still on fuk yall
DON ISH
on & on & on & on

Oh it just gets better. What planet are you guys on "hello........ Earth to f*ck-wit, come in f*ck-wit". I see that Jamal is not the only banana on this site. Suddenly out of the woodwork pops some other worm. I choose the word worm carefully as it can also be used to describe your genitalia.
What I want to know is WHY are you guys using this forum? I thought the idea was for normal people to communicate. Not for total losers to write up thier exeperiences on local whores. I use the word "loser" because any guy who has to pay for sex is one. (Don't even try to get round that one.) If you were the sex Gods you think you are, females would be paying YOU for sex. And no I'm not anyone's mommy righting to stick up for them. I'm just a normal female who finds fake ass wanna be hip hop idiots offensive. Offensive because you ain't no black guy from the US who breaths the rythm of R&B and hip hop....................... cool and sexy and respectful to women. You are no P Diddy, DMX, 50 cent, Usher or the likes. You are some twat who talks the talk but ain't walking the walk.

You know Ali G???? Well that's as close as you get.

ouch* loOlz i was going to write a long ass reply to u ish but after i saw how that lady shut you down. u aint even worth the bother.
jokes on you. ur the fool. dont come back with a reply...

jamal i mailed you my number call me some nice .

alright check it

im done talkin all this crap talk aint gettin no one anywhere its jst a fuckin waste of time, so i aint gonna even attempt a reply on u fake ass mother fuckers out there who tryin to hate on me

all i want is ur ass fakespike u didnt mail me ur number u princess but since u such a fagat an u too mother fuckin scared to mail it for me u can take mine down an give me a call anytime u desire.

call u fake fcuk

now dnt fuckin give me a long reply over here alright mother lover cause im done with dubai forums im the mother lover who brought this forum to this level u get me ho ask the mother fuckin admin if u doubt me

if u think u can fcuk with me jst fuckin give me a call an will settle this as u said man to man without no words
but if u aint man enough then jst kill this whole bullshit replies of urs cause i aint intrested alright punk


and ISH keep the flow goin dogg 1

"now dnt fuckin give me a long reply " lol dont tell me what to do aight! i do what i want.

wtf you on about i mailed you the number like a week ago. ur either slow or thick.
listen i dont like fighting i'm too grown up for that shit but i swear if it came down to it i would kick your ass. so i will email you again and again with the number till you get it.

the reason i want you to call not me is it comes down to basic sense.
when ur in the hospital or what ever they will as you "who called who first" they want to know who started it. if you called first you go to jail its as simple as that.

so i will pm you with it.

hey jamal dont leave the forum what you cant take the heat so you quitting. what i'm too much for you? tell you what we can fight it off then and you can become a little more decent then i will get off your back.

anyways i will pm you now

hahahahha u goin crazybitch look at this hoe fake spike,
the reason i want you to call not me is it comes down to basic sense.
when ur in the hospital or what ever they will as you "who called who first" they want to know who started it. if you called first you go to jail its as simple as that.
hahahahaha damn u want beef ill have punks in ur uni. beatin tha fuk out of u & when they done ill pee over ur body biaaatch or i might butt fcuk u infront of ur mom u know orgy kinda shitt lol. fakespike all bruisedup & gettin gangbanged hahahahahhah tell me a location & ill deal wit u & i know jamal deep so matter of fact i aint goin to tell u to stop go ahead lets see how far fakeshit is gonna go
peace is ova
THA SULTAN
ISH

We all know how anonymous the internet is right? We all know that none of us will meet in a million years. So that's why you guys can all offer eachother out on a chat forum. It's so safe and easy, you can pump yourself up to be superman coz you know you ain't EVER going to meet up. In fact why don't I offer you out Jamal and Ish coz I'm so hard, I'm like the female version of The Rock. I'm so hard, I'm gonna pull your cocks off and shove them up your arse before you even see me coming.

unlike you ish i have been into serious fights before. and believe me i dont need ur expert advice on the matter. as for ur friend i gave him my number and he made contact. and as you can see he did shit all so far. i'm expecting you to do the same.

learn a leason when it comes to fights. its the people who talk the most shit who do the least.

i'll meet you and jamal. u know how come i'm so confident?
one i know what i have, who i know and what they can do.
secound if your ignorate enough to jump into a fight when ever something happens i know ur a fool and i dont fear fools.

in the civilized world people do more then jsut fight away there problems. you are no more different than an ape ish so is ur friend.
yet i understand, once i was like you too...but i promise u will grow out of it its the process of maturity.

i dont start or like to paticipate in fights because i dont like to degrad my self to that level. the interesting thing is you seem to think its a sign of weekness. that i'm somehow cowardly.

are you going to fight everyone who disagrees with you in a forum online?


ish i truely hope all my talk isnt wasted on you. i dont expect you to agree with me.best i hoped for is you understand....

and if you still dont get it and wish to knock my head in call jamal and take my number. as i believe we all live in sharjah so it will be convenient.

and i ask you to plz come. i believe in teaching the ignorat and if it takes a fight for you to learn. then let me be ur Professor.

Just out of interest guys....coz I'm starting to warm to you all. Where are you all from, I mean origin? I'm not asking this so I can slag you all off, it's just I'm really curious. Are you all in Sharjah and if you are that explains everytyhing?!!!!! Because SHJ must be the most boring place on earth and living there must be frustrating as hell.
Anyway hope you are all having a fine Easter. And are we going to spread a bit of peace and love during this festival? (hmmmm I doubt it).
Oh, and have you guys met up yet and beaten the crap out of eachother? (I doubt that too).

hey guest you should make a account i would be interested to hear from you with out getting you confused with all the other guests.

lots of Testosterone flying around that night then.........
Anyway, I spoke to Jamal on the phone and I think he was pretty nice actually. (So where was all this bad stuff coming from????!!!!!!!) I can't believe he is the same guy who wrote all that b*llocks!!! Anyway honey, I got your number, and I 'll be calling you when I 'm in UAE.

Love J

Actually, I am looking for a woman who is interested in meeting a Latino Gentleman for fun and city entertainment.

Email me at coramotion@yahoo.com

Thanks,
raul

hahaha damnn i laughed my ass going through all the posts in this topic damnn i had fakespike trippin allover the place

and u all seen my fans an how women just love a brother

and to the nigga with last post aint no women want no latino loving in here man cause the samaba beats just dont rock there body as hard the bomb waves us middle eastern niggas put out

so go find another approach scheme fool