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Hope you like this ladies.

A poem for girls...

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a princess.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you banana!?!

its so cute

Yorky...Grrrrr....................................

asc_26 wrote:Yorky...Grrrrr....................................

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

yorky500 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Yorky...Grrrrr....................................

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

I am closing my eyes bleh...............

Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous.

yorky500 wrote:Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous.

I would rather have the size that is proportionate to my body. Blehh... no need to be jealous.

Yorky does it again, with a pair of????

S&O,

Concentrate on the poem will ya!

sage & onion wrote:Yorky does it again, with a pair of????

Shall we make a thread about "Don't Open Yorky's Thread - Virus"

No, please don't.

Just keep quiet about it.

Thanks.

yorky500 wrote:S&O,

Concentrate on the poem will ya!

Oooops, sorry, sorry, why did I say it twice

I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice

bushra21 wrote:I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice

Yes, I agree on what you have said.

hehehe...... funny

nice boobs..not big not small..

lol..nice one...
creative

I think its cute!!! nice piggy piggy piggy!