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40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous...................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking............Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.......On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first..................Former fairy.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned...................No BJs.
Open-minded...................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................princess.
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..............Stalker.

Ouch can't wait to hear replies from the ladies !!!!

mean boys

Spanks.

very funny sadly true too

a lot of them are very true though

False... Dictionary made by desperate man on earth.

That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

the_zooter wrote:That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

how would you know?? only women can tell

the_zooter wrote:That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

i beg to disagree zooter

fayz wrote::lol:

U disagree too?

hehehe.....very funny..
but y would girls write in a personal ad anyways ???

hilarious..

although feminist = hairy too ..

LMAO!!!

Now where is the men's version?

kanelli wrote::lol:

Now where is the men's version?

There isn't one darling, because we are 100% honest 100% of the time!

(Cough!!)



Knight

kanelli wrote::lol:

Now where is the men's version?

Well I think u should figure it out !!!!

haha OMG thats awesome

guys dont put the guys version, its gonna be a bigger post

sara_uk wrote:

the_zooter wrote:That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

how would you know?? only women can tell

Not from personal experience I hope Z

Men's Personal Ads, deciphered.

40-ish = 52 but thinks he looks 31, acts 20.

Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches Football matches.

Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back. Pimply butt.

Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.

Free spirit = Out of a job; sleeping on a friend's couch.

Gentleman = s.e.xist pig

Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.

Fun = Bar, beer, bar, vodka, bar...

Good Looking = Arrogant & egotistical.

Honest = Blunt and rude jerk.

Huggable = Beer gut and more body hair than a bear.

Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent and whiny.

Mature = Until you get to know him.

Open-minded = About his "relationship" with his maid.

Competitive = Competes with his buddies on who farts the loudest.

Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself. Buys T-shirts one size too small.

Writes Poetry = What he scribbles on a piece of paper while pretending to be busy at work.

New Age = Smelly and with generally bad hygiene.

Stable = Occasional stalker, but never arrested.

Enterprising = Cheap mofo.

Good Listener = Autistic

Hard Worker = On Viagra or Cialis.

Nice MT, but a shorter one:

[Insert description here] = Desperate and wants $ex.

Simple eh?

Thanks Mint Tulip - now that was funny

so i am........an Arrogant & egotistical, About his "relationship" with his maid. ,On Viagra or Cialis, Autistic, Blunt and rude jerk dude?

hahaha OMG thats crazy, i sound like such a bastard

hahaha...thats even more funnies than the women version

Pathetic path that people take.. Does it mean that... an honest, mature and open minded gentle man with good looks and enterprising skills can never even pretend to b a good listener to a bird who is trying to adv.. herself at the gym where he goes to keep himself perfectly fit..?

Mint Tulip wrote:Men's Personal Ads, deciphered.

Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.

Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.

Good Looking = Arrogant & egotistical.

Honest = Blunt and rude jerk.

Huggable = Beer gut and more body hair than a bear.

Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent and whiny.

Competitive = Competes with his buddies on who farts the loudest.

Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself.

Writes Poetry = What he scribbles on a piece of paper while pretending to be busy at work.

These hit a little too close to home

XRW-147 wrote:40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous...................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking............Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.......On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first..................Former fairy.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned...................No BJs.
Open-minded...................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................princess.
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..............Stalker.

well xrw ...
if i ever place a personal ad it will be this way:

26 feminist and professional at my work..and i think of myself as a free spirit and friendship comes first to me ...

translate it please

sorry girls but the women version is more funnier

Corcovado wrote:if i ever place a personal ad it will be this way:

translate it please

Why waste my time? I have a feeling you'll never need to.