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BabyDoll · Oct 17, 2006

As a new member to this community, I am flabbergasted to find out about the restrictions in this country. Ok so the govt deports you if you got caught living defacto, having sex (not with your spouse), raid the hotels...AND yet from what I read from the forum, a lot of sex is still going on. So where do they do it without pissing off the neighbours?

^ian^ · Oct 17, 2006

BabyDoll wrote:As a new member to this community, I am flabbergasted to find out about the restrictions in this country. Ok so the govt deports you if you got caught living defacto, having fun (not with your spouse), raid the hotels...AND yet from what I read from the forum, a lot of fun is still going on. So where do they do it without pissing off the neighbours?

In a bed. Possibly on the kitchen bench.

devilsdiciple · Oct 17, 2006

Living room - sofa :lol:

....Neighbour Sofa!!!! :lol:

^ian^ · Oct 17, 2006

devilsdiciple wrote:Neighbour Sofa!!!!

No, you see that's where it starts to go wrong :-)

BabyDoll · Oct 17, 2006

^ian^ wrote:
devilsdiciple wrote:Neighbour Sofa!!!!

No, you see that's where it starts to go wrong

HA HA HA HA ... and risk being complained/caught/deported? I don't think so. Guess the sex life here can be a bit mandane ie can't do it in the car, club, outdoor in general! Right?!

Jamal · Oct 17, 2006

in the car
cinema late night show
in the car
night club toilet
in the car
some buildings stair case area
in the car
in some sheesha joints pvt boot
in the car
in some resturants pvt boot
in the car

list goes on an on an on .. car is most commonly used place though ...

and if they ever catch they always tell u .... pls get a room next time ..
i mean yea they make u trip for a while by questionin u .. but if u dont twitch an just answer watever they sayin like u dont a give a fcuk bout wats going to happen ... then theyll just end it .. by telling you pls get a room.

zam · Oct 17, 2006

My aunt worked in toot toot cheapy hotel, and she claims most of the peeps that checks in doesnt look like married people! you should hear her stories, its quite funny!

What puzzled me is the so called hotel doesnt ask for any proof of marriage or whatsover.... and this is not in Dubai but in another emirate w/c is supposed to be more conservative and more strict when it comes to this sh!t. :cry:

^ian^ · Oct 17, 2006

zam wrote:What puzzled me is the so called hotel doesnt ask for any proof of marriage or whatsover.... and this is not in Dubai but in another emirate w/c is supposed to be more conservative and more strict when it comes to this sh!t.

I've stayed in hotels in other Emirates with a significant other and we have *never* been asked for any proof we're married.

Of course, we're not stupid enough to stay in a hotel in Sharjah.

devilsdiciple · Oct 17, 2006

lol

Chocoholic · Oct 17, 2006

Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo!

sara_uk · Oct 17, 2006

Chocoholic wrote:Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo!

that what i was thinking :lol:

Jamal · Oct 18, 2006

Chocoholic wrote:Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo!

you know how we do :wink:

but u gotta understand .. there were days a brother was broke . couldnt be affordin a hotel room ... so i jst had to lay it down anywhere i could..

cause u know i aint never takin no woman back to my place ... a true playa never leave's a trace

but damnn i was stupid though .. cause i was tryin to save a buck by keepin it in the car .. in the long run though i had to spend alot on my rides shock's.. hahaha .. cause u know when we do .. its like tsunami came through :lol:

tins210cd · Oct 22, 2006

Of course, we're not stupid enough to stay in a hotel in Sharjah.[/quote]

haha IAN,, sharjah no wayyyyy...unless we have to get tired and need to getback home soon before curfew lol

bushra21 · Oct 22, 2006

anywhere

bushra21 · Oct 22, 2006

not that i do 'it'...of course :roll:

Guilo2 · Oct 25, 2006

bushra21 wrote:anywhere

Oh we were still on Jamal's case?

bear · Oct 25, 2006

Jamal wrote:in the car - Done it, got a cramp
cinema late night show - Done it, fell off the seat
night club toilet - Haven't done it
some buildings stair case area - Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot
in some sheesha joints pvt boot - Done it
in some resturants booth - Done it, was not easy

sara_uk · Oct 26, 2006

bear wrote:
Jamal wrote:in the car - Done it, got a cramp
cinema late night show - Done it, fell off the seat
night club toilet - Haven't done it
some buildings stair case area - Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot
in some sheesha joints pvt boot - Done it
in some resturants booth - Done it, was not easy

too much info!!!

d3vilish_ang3l_88 · Oct 26, 2006

bear wrote:
Jamal wrote:in the car - Done it, got a cramp
cinema late night show - Done it, fell off the seat
night club toilet - Haven't done it
some buildings stair case area - Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot
in some sheesha joints pvt boot - Done it
in some resturants booth - Done it, was not easy

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
TOOO MUCH INFOOOO :shock:

Jamal · Oct 26, 2006

in the car and in the cinema .. u got to let them ride you ... so u dont end up with the cramp ... or u dont end up fallin of the seat...

and in the staircase ... u also depending on the staircase design might end up with an echo ... so each hard stroke .. can u give u a double moan sound cause of the echo .. an make u feel twice as hardcore :lol:

sheesha joints ... ahh better then going to a hotel for real

resturants ... its tough .. cause either the food is coming or bill is coming or the nigga comin to take ur order .. so u gotta be a one minute man to enjoy it there ..

night club toilet ... ahh man u gotta try that .. the rush .. woooo .. bringing back memories homie .

Bleakus · Oct 26, 2006

dudes, drop it im gonna threw up

lol....damn bros??!!!

bear · Oct 26, 2006

Jamal wrote:resturants ... its tough .. cause either the food is coming or bill is coming or the nigga comin to take ur order .. so u gotta be a one minute man to enjoy it there

You don't have to be a one minute man, just don't go all the way. Fancy finger work you can get away with under a table, and you can get away with a lot more if there is a table cloth on the table

I'm going to shut up now.

apologies to all

bushra21 · Oct 26, 2006

am i the only one who is dis gusted by this?

bear · Oct 26, 2006

bushra21 wrote:am i the only one who is dis gusted by this?

possibly... but then how is anyone to know your not faining disg.ust? :twisted:

EDIT: why is the word dis-gust a smiley!!?????

bushra21 · Oct 26, 2006

shoot, i mean to say not dis gusted by this...my bad

rvp_legend · Oct 26, 2006

Jamal wrote:in the car
cinema late night show
in the car
night club toilet
in the car
some buildings stair case area
in the car
in some sheesha joints pvt boot
in the car
in some resturants pvt boot
in the car

So the girls shouldnt believe you when you tell them your a Virgin, Jamal?

Pragmatic · Oct 27, 2006

Try a private room for a change, no worries and no payments...

Need help? Let me know.

Jamal · Oct 27, 2006

rvp_legend wrote:
Jamal wrote:in the car
cinema late night show
in the car
night club toilet
in the car
some buildings stair case area
in the car
in some sheesha joints pvt boot
in the car
in some resturants pvt boot
in the car

So the girls shouldnt believe you when you tell them your a Virgin, Jamal?

nahh man i is a virgin ..

to all the women out there J is a virgin

but ok i aint gonna deny .. i have been to the pearly gates of heaven many a times ... but i was only allowed to knock on the gates .. though they never open'd them up for my entrance ... they allowed me to lick on them gates .. an belive me i made em shine with my tounge .. an they allowed me to brush myself against them ... but entrance has soo far been denied...

J is still a virgin ....

asc_26 · Oct 27, 2006

Jamal · Oct 29, 2006

that bad huh

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