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Following our last sucessful recruitment drive "The Mob" LLC (ME) requires more part time Gansta's.




The sucessful candidate's will undergo extensive "off the job" training outside of their normal working hours.

We would prefer candidates to be currently employed in a Normal Working Environment. In the selection process at the initial interview stage, consideration will be given to the type of employment currently undertaken by those candidates selected.

In this respect we urgently seek applications from those who currently work in the Aircraft Industry and highly qualified Engineers per se.

The Mob LLC has a highly respected "induction programme" for those candidates selected at the initial selection. You will be required to prove your qualities in a number of ways at the second interview stage.

Required:


1. Show the "board" that you are capable of talking complete and utter crap.

2. Display via Public Message boards that you are IT Literate. However candidates must be able to display the ability to not only talk complete and utter crap, but they must be able to convince the "public" that they are indeed a fully qualified Gansta.

3. Canditates must get the written permission from their current employer that they intend to apply for a second job.

4. It would be preffered that those selected be "quite ordinary" people. Candidates may bring along thier disguises. Items deemed acceptable would be a tommy gun, a huge lollipop stuck inside their mouth so they can talk like Marlon Brando, a pinstripe suit cira 1936 and their cars would prefably be black in colour with, lots of Chrome and the statutary "running boards".

5. The interviews will take place on Valentines day to mark the anniverary of the Mob's famous massacre.

6. Candidates who manage to say "you dirty rat" within the first 2 minutes of the interview, will definately go through to the final selection process. This also applies to those with a picture of James Cagney in their wallets.

7. Candidate must display the ability to gun down at least 2 penguins from 6 metres, whilst doing 35 KPH and hanging out of a car window.

If sucessfull, you will enjoy the many benefits of working for the mob. In addition to a below average part time salary of 5 Fils Per hour, we currently offer our employee's subsided annual return trips to Chicago, any gun of their choice from Toys R Us and a signed copy of "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra.


apply initially in writing to:

The Mob LLC
appt 1402
Valentines Building
Karama

Mark for the attention of:

George "scarface" Gangsta

Sir/Ma'am...
iam anushnath..just completed BE in Electronics and communication engineering from india in june 2006...
I would like to join there as a trainee...
and if u are satisfied with my performance , i would like to continue there...
now iam at dubai on residence visa..
I will forward my CV to the proper email id on demand...
expecting a positive reply at the earliest..
Thanking you
Anushnath




[quote="arniegang"]Following our last sucessful recruitment drive "The Mob" LLC (ME) requires more part time Gansta's.




The sucessful candidate's will undergo extensive "off the job" training outside of their normal working hours.

We would prefer candidates to be currently employed in a Normal Working Environment. In the selection process at the initial interview stage, consideration will be given to the type of employment currently undertaken by those candidates selected.

In this respect we urgently seek applications from those who currently work in the Aircraft Industry and highly qualified Engineers per se.

The Mob LLC has a highly respected "induction programme" for those candidates selected at the initial selection. You will be required to prove your qualities in a number of ways at the second interview stage.

Required:


1. Show the "board" that you are capable of talking complete and utter crap.

2. Display via Public Message boards that you are IT Literate. However candidates must be able to display the ability to not only talk complete and utter crap, but they must be able to convince the "public" that they are indeed a fully qualified Gansta.

3. Canditates must get the written permission from their current employer that they intend to apply for a second job.

4. It would be preffered that those selected be "quite ordinary" people. Candidates may bring along thier disguises. Items deemed acceptable would be a tommy gun, a huge lollipop stuck inside their mouth so they can talk like Marlon Brando, a pinstripe suit cira 1936 and their cars would prefably be black in colour with, lots of Chrome and the statutary "running boards".

5. The interviews will take place on Valentines day to mark the anniverary of the Mob's famous massacre.

6. Candidates who manage to say "you dirty rat" within the first 2 minutes of the interview, will definately go through to the final selection process. This also applies to those with a picture of James Cagney in their wallets.

7. Candidate must display the ability to gun down at least 2 penguins from 6 metres, whilst doing 35 KPH and hanging out of a car window.

If sucessfull, you will enjoy the many benefits of working for the mob. In addition to a below average part time salary of 5 Fils Per hour, we currently offer our employee's subsided annual return trips to Chicago, any gun of their choice from Toys R Us and a signed copy of "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra.


apply initially in writing to:

The Mob LLC
appt 1402
Valentines Building
Karama

Mark for the attention of:

George "scarface" Gangsta[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

arnie you got you first applicant

As a member of the public I am not yet convinced that the applicant can talk complete and utter crap and thereby question whether he meets the recruitment criteria.

loser

I'm lost Dude...

I would fill you in...but then I'd have to kill you

anushnath wrote:Sir/Ma'am...
iam anushnath..just completed BE in Electronics and communication engineering from india in june 2006...
I would like to join there as a trainee...
and if u are satisfied with my performance , i would like to continue there...
now iam at dubai on residence visa..
I will forward my CV to the proper email id on demand...
expecting a positive reply at the earliest..
Thanking you
Anushnath

SUCKER!!! Lol..that was hilarious

LMAO, can't believe i missed this, that's classic. I wonder how many people are scouring Karama looking for the Valentines building.

Sir/Ma'am...
iam anushnath..just completed BE in Electronics and communication engineering from india in june 2006...
I would like to join there as a trainee...
and if u are satisfied with my performance , i would like to continue there...
now iam at dubai on residence visa..
I will forward my CV to the proper email id on demand...
expecting a positive reply at the earliest..
Thanking you
Anushnath

fayz wrote:LMAO, can't believe i missed this, that's classic. I wonder how many people are scouring Karama looking for the Valentines building.

anushnath might be one of them

harharharhar!