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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

hehehe...the wine part was realii funny

stop disracing men u men haters. If it wasnt for men this goddamn forum wouldnt exist

bubble world wrote:Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

These anti men threads are starting to get annoying.

valkyrie wrote:
These anti men threads are starting to get annoying.

Why is it bothering you, you are NOT a man, you are something completely different, you are a thing/it.

yorky500 wrote:

valkyrie wrote:
These anti men threads are starting to get annoying.

Why is it bothering you, you are NOT a man, you are something completely different, you are a thing/it.

Got some sand in your vagina?

valkyrie wrote:

Got some sand in your vagina?

Do you know what one is?

yorky500 wrote:

valkyrie wrote:

Got some sand in your vagina?

Do you know what one is?

lol seriously doubt that...

but gotta admit he made me laugh! gotta love south park

Well.. i dun reckon this to be an anti men thread... just wanna share these with the good apples around. and if this bothers you, come up with something better. then again... is there really an anti women thingy around

bubble world wrote:Well.. i dun reckon this to be an anti men thread... just wanna share these with the good apples around. and if this bothers you, come up with something better. then again... is there really an anti women thingy around

i totally agree. this apple and wine thing made me feel good. thanks, bubble.

tsampa wrote:
i totally agree. this apple and wine thing made me feel good. thanks, bubble.

Actually a guy fren of mine has came up with something good... on the wine part. to justify why men are indeed like fine wine... but i kinda refused to share it ... cos it will definately help boost the ego of these men around

Yes and some women are total bitches, and think they're the juicy apple at the top of the tree only to find out when it's all too late, they've become the rotten sour ones lying on the ground underneath, fit for only the hungriest loser.

^ian^ wrote:Yes and some women are total bitches, and think they're the juicy apple at the top of the tree only to find out when it's all too late, they've become the rotten sour ones lying on the ground underneath, fit for only the hungriest loser.

stop being sexist ian!

weary_heart wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Yes and some women are total bitches, and think they're the juicy apple at the top of the tree only to find out when it's all too late, they've become the rotten sour ones lying on the ground underneath, fit for only the hungriest loser.

stop being fun ian!

I assume you meant se.xist?

Exactly what have I sad that was that way?

^ian^ wrote:

weary_heart wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Yes and some women are total bitches, and think they're the juicy apple at the top of the tree only to find out when it's all too late, they've become the rotten sour ones lying on the ground underneath, fit for only the hungriest loser.

stop being fun ian!

I assume you meant se.xist?

Exactly what have I sad that was that way?

sexist, yeah....

(i wrote sexist... dunno how it became 'fun'?! on the post)

bubble world wrote:Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

actually someone seems to be sour graping..... hey bubble havent found your "the one" yet?

zam wrote:

bubble world wrote:Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

actually someone seems to be sour graping..... hey bubble havent found your "the one" yet?

Well... i suppose i m indeed searching for my fine wine... if i were to just drink any wine that came along my way... perhaps i am already too drunk by now! i believe the best is worth waiting for...

Those apples waiting at the top too long will soon find their way to the bottom of the tree.

XRW-147 wrote:Those apples waiting at the top too long will soon find their way to the bottom of the tree.

That's what I said.

^ian^ wrote:That's what I said.

I thought your point was they were 'bitches' thinking they are all that...

Mine was - sometimes one can wait too long and life will pass them by.

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:That's what I said.

I thought your point was they were 'bitches' thinking they are all that...

Mine was - sometimes one can wait too long and life will pass them by.

Subtle differences. You're just nitpicking.



Some women can truly be 'bitches'.

^ian^ wrote:

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:That's what I said.

I thought your point was they were 'bitches' thinking they are all that...

Mine was - sometimes one can wait too long and life will pass them by.

Subtle differences. You're just nitpicking.



Some women can truly be 'bitches'.

I do believe in the product expiry ... i have noted many instances esp where the women are pretty and they deem that they have what it takes to be choosy and in the end, bio-clock tickling and there they are with the next best thing that came along their way. Are these guys really hungriest loser? Are these women really bitches? You decide your own market value!

^ian^ wrote:Subtle differences. You're just nitpicking.



Some women can truly be 'bitches'.

True that, but I just refrain from labelling

bubble world wrote:

tsampa wrote:
i totally agree. this apple and wine thing made me feel good. thanks, bubble.

Actually a guy fren of mine has came up with something good... on the wine part. to justify why men are indeed like fine wine... but i kinda refused to share it ... cos it will definately help boost the ego of these men around

I have decided to dedicate on why men are indeed like fine wine to someone who deserves pancakes for breakfast...

"Men are indeed like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and as they grow older they become vintage, more and more valuable with time. Women may stomp the shit out of them but like fine wine they know that the longer they stay within the drum they become better and better every other day. Like fine wine, they know the day will come when they will be appreciated for their aromatic scent and flavor. Most importantly they have the ability to keep the heart of ONE good apple happy and warmth. That’s the magic of what a fine wine can do."

Did someone say pancakes?

XRW-147 wrote:Did someone say pancakes?

Reminds me of an Eric Cartman line.

XRW-147 wrote:Did someone say pancakes?

Reserved for the deserving one

^ian^ wrote:Reminds me of an Eric Cartman line.

- double wink for you matey haha