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Vin Diesel!

Vin Diesel is one ugly fook...

FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.

yes kelly hu and angie !!! You can have a dream about them tonite!!!

Brad Pitt !

yorky500 wrote:

FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing)

sweet mary wrote:I'm sure everyone of us has criteria for our personal ideal mate , whateva it is... accdg to looks, attitude, status in life, family background, race etc..... or even the exact person..name it. Feel free to share

My mom said she would chose pour moi. So I haven't much option left.

sniper420 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:

FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing)

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

yorky500 wrote:

sniper420 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:
Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing)

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal??

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees....

Liban wrote:

yorky500 wrote:

sniper420 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:
Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing)

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal??

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees....

HAHAHAHA! You caught him well Liban! What kind of engineer r u yorky?

Probably a sanitary engineer...

Liban wrote:Probably a sanitary engineer...

YAk yak yak! That explains alot where the photo of "his" car was taken near Municipality building. The car belongs to his boss.

LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...

Liban wrote:LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...

pick up is not bad at all! Suits his style!

He has a style???

Vin Diesel!!!

Sniper420 assumed i was standing! I said, nothing wrong with being horizontal. As in me being horizontal!

countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!

Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!

sniper420 wrote:

countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!

Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!

hmmm...i think cream cheese will be better on you body...
hi!hi!hi!

kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i

There you go trying to hurt Kilana the chimp again... We all know that she is your one true attraction and love...

My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.

countess yayie wrote:

sniper420 wrote:

countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!

Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!

hmmm...i think cream cheese will be better on you body...
hi!hi!hi!

mmmmmmmm I love cream cheese today i hade philadelphia strawberry flava!

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.

not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic!

sniper420 wrote:

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.

not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic!

oi! watch it!

BobbieMasoner wrote:

sniper420 wrote:

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.

not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic!

oi! watch it!

yeah i will watch if yah show moi something

kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i

Me!!!

FeiPo wrote:

kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i

Me!!!

CONGRATS KILANI you have got the girl of ur dreams! Let the bulldozer roll!