The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
D: What's for dinner?
S: Can I help you with dinner?
SA: Where would you like to go for dinner?
US: Here, have some chocolate.
D: Are you wearing that?
S: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SA: WOW! Look at you!
US: Here, have some chocolate
D:What are you so worked up about?
S: Could we be overreacting?
SA: Here's my paycheck.
US: Here, have some chocolate.
D: Should you be eating that?
S: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SA: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
US: Here, have some chocolate.
D: What did you DO all day?
S:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SA:I've always loved you in that robe!
US: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one .....
13. Potential Murder Suspect