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> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
>
> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
> the bedroom closet to watch.
>
> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet
> not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here".
>
> The man says, "Yes, it is".
>
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
>
> Man - "That's nice"
>
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man - "No, thanks."
>
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
>
> Man - "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy - "$250.00
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
> are in the closet together.
>
> Boy - "Dark in here."
>
> Man - "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
>
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>
> Boy - "$750.00"
>
> Man - "Sold."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove, let's
> go outside and have a game of catch."
>
> The boy says, I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
> The boy answers, "$1,000.00"
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that... that is way more than those two things cost I'm going to
> take you to church and you will go to confession.."
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.





> The boy says, "Dark in here."





> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet
now"

What's the difference between a priest and acne?



Acne waits till the boy is thirteen to cum on his face.

heard it b4 but still funny

My grandmother cheats at cards.

boomtown wrote:My grandmother cheats at cards.